Discord Arena

by Panmaster At Arms

Filler #1

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Ach mein gott... I don't have enough time to write the second chapter, so here's a filler...


Filler Chapter #1:

The PvM Match

(MAP: Poniworks, Machine Massacre)
The match had started. Cloud, and his team, Luna, Celestia, Shroud, and Reverb, were picking their classes. Suspiciously, Celestia decided on Demoman as she picked out her class choices. I'm gonna LOOVE this.... She thought as she grins evilly. Her loadout....(think of the Demo as a RED pony...)

Welp, that's not good....
"OH COME ON, Celestia! A Demopan?!?"
"...Luna damnit."
"I'll be happy to."
"Are you fucking kidding me..."
"You know what?I'm not surprised."

Everypony was absolutely furious with her. Except Shroud, of course. To him, being trolled wasn't much of a big deal, as most of his hive were nothing but immature. So he wasn't very much angry when Celestia started trolling. "If I didn't like adventures so much, I wouldn't have known these damned ponies..." He said to himself. However, he isn't usually as angry as he currently is. He just got scammed in a trade by some flankhole going by "Silver Shako". Meh.

A cap of the team's classes and primaries:
Cloud: Spy-Knife
Reverb: Pyro-Flamethrower
Luna: Heavy-Brass Beast
Vinyl: Engineer-Frontier Justice
Shroud: Scout-Force-A-Nature
~~Troll~~Celestia: Demopan-Frying Pan

The team goes to upgrade, ignoring the fact they have a Demopan now. Cloud Nova boosts up his Sapper for a starter. Luna starts off upgrading Rage for the Brass Beast to send any robotic equines carrying a high-caliber explosive sliding away. Shroud picks what he deems important for a Bit-Scout: Resistance to Bullets. Vinyl cashes in on Sentry Firing Speed, to gun down the wave of Soldiers attempting to charge their way through the RED team's defence. Reverb goes for a damage upgrade for less of a focus on Airblast, more of a focus on killing the target carrying the bomb. Celestia avoids upgrading, for the sake of acting as useless and annoying as possible.

And the setup hast begun. Vinyl Scratch carries a sentry over to the choke point on top of a pile of boards, and plants a dispenser down behind and below it. As she set up a teleporter network between spawm and the building that is often used as a frontine checkpoint, Cloud cloaks and gets into position under one of the entry points. Shroud Nature jumps(a double jump, plus a FaN shot underneath) up onto a rock as a vantage point to avoid rockets. Luna crouches and spins her minigun next to the Sentry, and just about everypony but Celestia readies up. Celestia waits in the frontlines, repeatedly taunting with the Pan. "CHEERS, MATE!" Celestia shouts into her microphone, startling those in the call from the sheer volume.

"Ready up already, damnit! I haven't got all night!" Cloud shouts impatiently. Celestia takes another minute to laugh before readying up. "Congratulations, you've Ponied Up. You poor fools." The Administrator says, cackling after the final word. And they managed to make it to wave 4 before Celestia turned it all to Tartarus. It ended in everypony leaving the match, and very, VERY rude words that shall not be said in a Teen-rated story were said to Celestia.

That's all folks :D


Author's Note

Vas that short? Sor-ry! I did a fix of the excess colors, instead picking the first letter of the sentence to color, instead of the whole sentence. Shroud thought a Stout Shako for Two Refined was a scam. :3
Also, A melee based loadout means that the primary is your melee. A Spy's primary is actually the melee weapon.
This is not my best chapter, I was focusing on the details of the match, and comedy.