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Pinkie not that kind of fun
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Did you... Just... What... Hu?" Did she just say what I think she just said. And now she's laughing. But that's a understanding laugh... Oh. She understands why I'm freaking out right now. "Your joking right? My minds playing tricks on me again? Right?"
"Ah said ah ain't lyin and still ain't." Oh the confusion.
"Ok so repeat just I know I heard right."
"Ya heard meh just fine." She looks down. "Rainbow could you help meh down?"
"I. Heard. You. Right?"
"Arg, come on Rainbow snap out of it."
"I. Heard. You. Right!"
"Yeah."
"But, I'm already dead meat to your brother and he might not be sarcastic this time."
"If he lays a finger on you he's dead meat."
"Where?"
"Y'all will see if ya let meh."
"I um I um OhmygoshIloveyousomuch
AJyouhavenoideahowmuch
thismeanstome... Oh my gosh does this mean I'm gonna lose to you."
"And ah'm gonna to ya. Now come on the bell just rang."
Schools over...
"Ok so where are we gonna go anyway way?"
"Ah said ah'd show ya if ya let me so if y'all let me I'd like to show ya."
"Um sure." I take in a huge breath than sigh. "I'm sorry I guess I'm just really nervous but I will pull through... Oof. Hey why'd you stop?"
"Rainbow are ya 110% sure ya want ta do this?"
"No, I'm 100% sure that extra 10% is being blocked out with how nervous I am." This makes her laugh, I guess that helps.
"Ah no how ya feel Rainbow but ah promise ya don't have ta do this if ya don't want to."
"I do I'm just nervous."
"Here let me help." She leaned over and kissed me and it really did help.
Next day...
"What happened last... Oh." Is all I say when I look down and see her curled up against me.
She took us to a certain place near the orchard. If you go all the way to the far end of the orchard you can find a path follow it and you get to a large tree walk around to the other side of the tree and there's a door that leads to a house inside the tree.
She said she found it one day. A hollow tree with a whole in one side and a very flat floor. She fixed it up and put in furniture and a bed and called it 'a place'.
"Mornin Rainbow..."
"Memories?"
"Yep. How'd ya sleep?"
"Interesting question. But I slept fine actually." I can't help but smile at her so she smiles back then starts laughing.
"Well tha was fun... We should do it again sometime."
"Yeah that was fun."
"Ok... Well ah'm hungry want some food?"
"As much as I'd love to but always say yes to good free food unless who is serving it will kill you." I really think her brother will kill me.
"You should have told meh that before ah brought ya here. But yeah ya have a point. Ah will meet ya under your house at noon." She gave me quick kiss before adding love ya and getting out to get ready for the day.
Noon...
"Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, oh hay Applejack."
"Ahh... Pinkie what are ya doin here?"
"Well I'm looking for Dashie but she won't come down."
"Ah wonder why."
"I know so I'm just standing here calling for her but she won't come down." Pout.
"Oh hay guys sorry I wasn't coming down I was taking a shower."
"Ya and meh both sugar cube."
"Yeah 'giggle' so anyway what do you want Pinkie?"
She hands me and Apple jack a glass of water. "You might want this. Ok so how'd your night with Applejack go..." Me and Applejack both spit all of the water on her.
"Pinkie Pie are you my stalker or something?"
"I just pieced it together. Ok so first that you were dating and the night I came over I new you weren't actually going to do anything other than make out. Then I realized I gave you guys that idea. When you flew up to the roof together I'm like 'I so gave them an idea' so wait to see if anything does happen and something does Dashie flys up and yells 'I've got the best girlfriend ever in your face' so I'm like oh how cute. Than I see you guys stop and talk then you walk off looking very nervous and happy. Then I see Dashie fly away from the orchard in the morning. So I just to come here and ask 'so how was your night with applejack?'"
"Pinkie Pie... You are so random!"
"Ya got all that in one day and get to that!" Then she giggles. "Pinkie Pie... Y'all are so random."
"Hey that's my line take it back." Sticks her tongue out at me and crosses her arms over her chest.
"Well how'd it go?"
"Pinkie it was awesome and super fun!"
"Aw... I sorry I missed all that fun well I guess invite next time, bye."
"Did she just..."
"Yep."
"We will never..."
"Yep."
"We should probably..."
"Yep."
"Sugar cube, ah had fun to and would love to do it again."
"Really, even though Pinkie will be all like 'aw you should have invited me. I told you to invite me. I never miss out on fun.' You would still."
"Ya know Pinkie can't stop meh."
"Pinkies cutie mark is fun."
"Oh, well in that case she might but in and I might have to buck 'er half way ta California but that won't stop meh."
"All the way ta California... You really love that much?"
"Sugar cube ya got know idea!"
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