Vergil in Equestria

Vergil was sleeping through most of the day and some sunlight got onto him and he tried to block it with his hoof. Suddenly the sunlight went away and the dark slayer relaxed and went back to sleep. He slept for a couple minutes unitl he heard a flash and woke up. He snuck outside and looked downstairs. Twilight was down there but in front of her was a really large, thin white pony with a horn and wings. Her mane and tail were rainbow colered like Dash's but more elegant and her mane was flowing in the air. Her cutie mark was the sun and had a royal tiara on her head and a crest around her neck. He listened in on their conversation.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"It appears a dragon has fallen asleep in a cave above Ponyville and the smoke is coming from it." The large pony said.

"That's not good." The lavender unicorn said.

"I'm personally sending you, my faithful student on a mission: Gather your fellow friends, go up to the dragon and convince it somehow to take its nap somewhere else or else this smoke will continue for the next couple months."

"Very well. I shall do this task, Princess Celestia."

"Yes.... And you might want to bring Vergil up there." Celestia said.

Vergil was taken aback when the royal pony looked up. She knew he was there the whole time listening?

"So you were able to detect me. I must congragulate you for that...... I guess." He said.

He then jumped down to the bottom floor.

"It appears we haven't been properly introduced. I'm Vergil. And you are...?"

"Celestia. Princess Celestia." The royal pony said.

"A princess huh. So you must be royalty." The dark slayer said bowing in respect.

"I've heard a lot about you Vergil. And about your past and your time here in Equestria." Celestia said.

".... So that means you've heard about the Ursa attack?" Vergil asked.

"Yes.... And I must say I'm very proud. Not many ponies.... Or in this case former humans/demons fight an Ursa and live."  The Princess said.

"I guess I'm one of the lucky ones." The dark slayer said.

"It wasn't luck.... It was shear brain power and strength. You risked your life to save all of Ponyville and back at Trixie's show you defended mine and my friends dignity." Twilight said.

"Yes I knew about that as well. Although I know of your sad past each minute you stay in Ponyville I feel a change in you. Your becoming just like your mother." Celestia said and disappeared in a flash.

"How did she know that? And what kind of pony has both wings and a horn?" The dark slayer asked.

"There are things even I don't know about Princess Celestia and she happens to be an Alicorn, a pony with both wings and a horn. The Alicorns are a part of a royal family that goes back centuries." Twilight said.

"..... Learn a new fact about this place everyday." Vergil said,

"Indeed. Now let's get the girls together and get the dragon to sleep somewhere else." The lavender unicorn said.

"How exactly?" The dark slayer asked.

"We could convince it and ask it nicely." Twilight said.

"... Ask it nicely? In my world in the middle ages the way people handled dragon problems was slaying them." Vergil explained.

Twilight was silent. In Vergil's world the people slayed dragons instead of trying to brefriend them? Well his world did work differently than there's.

"Let's just get going." The lavender unicorn said.

"Very well." The dark slayer said.

He then quickly rushed upstairs and grabbed Yamato and ran back down.

"Let's go." He said.

The journey up the mountain wasn't exactly easy, mostly because Fluttershy didn't want to because she was scared of dragons and they had to deal with an avalanche which slowed them down extremely. But eventually they made it to the cave and Twilight said,

"Alright everypony. I'll go in first and try to reason with him."

"I still say this is a waste of time and we should just slay the dragon." Vergil objected.

"No! There will be no slaying after what happened last time with the Ursa." The lavender unicorn said.

"It was necessary and it was attacking our town and I had to protect it." The dark slayer countered.

"That doesn't matter. We're sticking to the plan." Twilight said.

She then turned towards the cave, gulped and then trotted inside. The gang waited for awhile and Twilight came back out with a disapointed look.

"He's more stubborn then he looks." Twilight said.

"Allow me, darling. I'll charm that handsome dragon into leaving." Rarity said.

She then trotted inside and after a while she came back out with a disapointed look.

"That dragon is beyond charming and he has a whole collection of treasure that he won't share and he was very rude." The white unicorn said.

"Alright! That's it!" Dash shouted and flew right in.

"YOU GOTTA GO!!!!" Her voice shouted and a buck was heard and then a loud roar.

Vergil smirked coldy.

I knew this was going to happen He thought.

A screaming Rainbow Dash then came flying out with an enraged dragon following behind. Fluttershy was so scared she hid behind a rock. The dragon then breathed fire towards our heroes but Vergil dodged to the side while Twilight casted a shield around her and the rest of her friends. The fire was unfortunately too strong and broke the shield causing them to richochet into another rock and go into pain. Vergil then looked and saw that most of his friends were hurt and Fluttershy was terrified. He then had an angry look on his face as he gripped Yamato and stepped towards the dragon.

"Have you come to challange me as well?!!!!" It shouted.

"Not challange.... Fight to the death. You harmed my friends and that is something I will not let go lightly." Vergil said.

"Ha!!! Your just a mere pony." The dragon said.

"I defeated an Ursa without breaking a sweat..... I can do the same to you." The dark slayer said coldly.

The dragon then started growling and then breathed fire but Vergil jumped up and landed on the dragon's head and then jabbed Yamato hard into it. The dragon roared in pain but still lived. Vergil then yanked Yamato out and then did rapid slashes across the dragon and then sliced down the dragon's entire front. However the dragon was still standing and took a chance and wacked the dark slayer with it's tail and into the rock Fluttershy was hiding behind and was destroyed. Vergil then got up wearily as the dragon stared at him but fell down onto the ground weak and felt his consciousness fading fast and then saw nothing but darkness.

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"Well! I've seen big things before but this tops them all." A voice went.

Vergil opened his eyes wide quickly.

That voice. Can it be? He thought.

He looked up and on top of the cave was a red pegasus with white hair that was swept down with cyan eyes. It was wearing a red trench coat with the right sleeve torn apart. It also looked exactly like Vergil and then he stared at the pegasus and whispered,

"Dante."

"Another pony wishing to challange MEEEEEE!!!!!!" The dragon roared.

"Woaaaaaaahhhh. That is some serious bad breath you got there. Ever heard of a breath mint?" Dante cockily said.

"Grrrrrrr!!!! You shall pay for your ignorance." The dragon growled.

"Heh. Then let's get it on."  The red pegasus said.

He then did a couple bucks and punches and got into a bruce lee like stance and then waved his hoof to taunt the dragon.

"Come on. Let's see what the hell you got." He said.

The dragon breathed fire towards Dante but he jumped out of the way fast and drew his trusty guns Ebony and Ivory and fired bullets rapidly which pierced the dragon's skin causing plenty of blood to spill everywhere. The demon hunter then grabbed something on his back: A giant sword: Rebellion and then stabbed it through the dragon's stomach and then did many additional jabs and and one final stab causing the dragon to richochet into the cave entrance and collapse it. Dante then smirked and put Rebellion back on his back and trotted up to the dragon and said,

"Now listen here fellah. Considering you can understand me perfectly I'm gonna give you two choices."

He then held out one hoof.

"One: You can take off  now and save yourself the embaressment of having your wings plucked."

He then held out his other hoof.

"Two: We'll see just how many lives a dragon's got."

"Are you threatning me?!!!!! I'll crush you right here!!!!" The dragon shouted.

"Guess it's choice number two." Dant said.

Then in one quick slash the dragon's head was clean off of the body and spurting blood everywhere with a smiling Dante with blood on his sword but flicked it off and put it on it's back.

"And that's how you slay an ugly bitch dragon." He said.

Everypony was very shocked, including Fluttershy who didn't feel really good and then threw up over the cliff.

"T-t-t-that was.... horrible." She said.

"I know... which is why I should of told you to shut your eyes considering that part was for the adults." The demon hunted said.

He then eyed the ponies and stopped on one paticular pony: Vergil.

"Hello... brother." The dark slayer said.

"Vergil." The demon hunter said.

The two then stared at each other with cold viciousness and Twilight decided to break the silence.

"Vergil..... Is this your brother?"

"Yes that's my brother.... Dante, the demon hunter." He answered.

"And the fastest, slickest, handsomist one in the world." Dante boasted.

Vergil groaned at his brother's ignorance.

"Well that was rather cruel." Rarity said.

"Well, well, well whatta we got here?" The demon hunter asked.

He scooted towards Rarity with a sexy smile.

"Hey... What's your name?"

"Well... My names Rarity. And I'm not interested in dating." The white unicorn said.

"Your loss." Dante said.

"Is there no woman you won't try to charm?" Vergil asked.

"Hey..... Don't hate the player hate the game." The demon hunter said.

Everyone was then just staring at the two brothers with shere weirdness.

"Ooooooookay." Rainbow Dash said.

"Well how am I going to explain a dead dragon body on the cliff where the dragon is supposed to be sleeping?" Twilight asked.

"No biggee. I got this. There's no problem I can't handle." Dante said.

He then readied his wings and flew around in a tornado and the dragon body was sent flying into outer space. When the demon hunter stopped spinning he dusted himself off.

"There... Problem solved." He said.

"Wooooooah..... That..... Was...... AWESOMEEE!!!!!" Dash shouted,

"Your so fast I've never seen a pegasus so fast like that..... Oh wait I am that fast."

"Please..... If your faster than I am the Queen of Spain." Dante said.

"What's Spain?" Twilight asked.

"Whoa..... Are you dumb. You live in the world and don't know where mexican city of spain is? And people say I'm an idiot." The demon hunter said.

Vergil facehoofed himself.

Idiot. He thought.

"Hey! I happen to be very smart..... And I happen to know ever place in Equestria." The lavender unicorn said offended.

"Ooooooh so that's the name of this place.......... Which is a stupid name if you ask me and I thought Fortuna was a dumb name." Dante said.

"Hey! That's what Vergil said when he got here." Rarity said.

"Really? Hear that bro? Great minds think alike." The demon hunter said patting him on the back.

"Don't touch me." Vergil said pushing his brother's hoof off.

"Well since the problem's been taken care of..... Where't the nearest pizza joint?" Dante asked.

"What's pizza?" Twilight asked.

"... You seriously haven't heard of pizza? Looks like your dumber than I thought. And seriously lacking and need to evolve." The demon hunter criticized.

Everypony growled in annyoance and anger.

"Please do forgive my brother he can be......... complicated at times." The dark slayer said.

"Well do you at least know where I can get a strawberry sundae?" The demon hunter asked.

"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o I know I know. Follow me to Ponyville and to Sugercube Corner." Pinkie Pie said rapidly and then took off really fast.

"..... I've seen a lot of weird things..... But she tops them all." Dante said.