Equestria's Funniest Heros from Beyond

Spike had taken the liberty of heading over to Rarity's place to discuss about the new guys who got pulled into their world and about a certain human who called him a certain "cute nickname" that certain human called him behind Spike's back. Luckily for Spike, Rarity had finished her orders at the boutique.

"Well if it isn't my Spikey-Wikey, what can I do for you?" Rarity asked.

"Hey, you know those humans who got pulled into our world by accident by Starlight Glimmer?" Spike asks.

"But of course. Why do you ask, darling, have they done something to upset my poor Spikey-poo?" Rarity asked.

"Well, if you want to know, from what that John guy tells me, he told me I was a sharp guesser since I guessed that his friend, Israel, actually calls me "Spikey-Wikey" behind my back, even back where he lives." Spike explains, making Rarity's eye twitch. "If I remember right, I'm usually comfortable with you calling me that."

"Oh he called you THAT did he? Well then, he won't feel so talkative once we're finished with him! So where is he, my little Spikey, so we can get our points across?" Rarity asks.

"He's probably walking out of Sweet Apple Acres after helping out Applejack."

"Excellent, come along with me, Spikey-Wikey."

'I'm never going to get tired of her calling me that.' Spike thought to himself.

Israel was enjoying his walk back to Twilight's castle by humming a few songs to himself along the way such as the english version of "We Are" sung by Vic Micnogna as well as "Summer Without You" by Carl Finch. He felt a bid happy and upset since the songs were all that reminded him of two of his favorite animes "Case Closed" and "One Piece" and he wasn't able to watch them. All of a sudden he started thinking about Fluttershy and her adorable smile and the signature squee of hers, making him stumble and fall flat on his face.

"If this keeps up, I'm literally gonna die from the cuteness, which might not be so bad." He says to himself. He gets back up to continue walking over to Twilight's castle, while along the way, he heard two familiar voices from behind and shrugged it off since it was his favorite dynamic duo, Spike and Rarity. He always knew Spike and Rarity were a cute couple, despite the age difference. But then what they said made him cringe in fear and find a hiding spot. He quickly scanned the area around him and luckily, he found an empty barrel and dived it just barely able to fit inside.

"I cannot believe that human had the nerve to say such something that could upset my Spikey-poo, he's going to get what's coming to him when I get my hooves on him!" Rarity says, irritated.

"How about I get in on the action. I'm gonna roast him!" Spike says.

'okay, I've always known they made a cute couple, but sometimes even cute couples can be scary at times. They can call me a wimp all they want, but if I've learned something back home, it's to never piss off an adorable couple.' Israel thought. 'But what the hell did I do to make them pissed off at me? I didn't do anything.'

"He's gonna regret he called me "Spikey-Wikey!" Spike says.

'Seriously? That's the reason why they're after me? That's why Spike is pissed off? Oh, wait, I forgot, Spike usually only gets called cute nicknames by Rarity. But wait, how did he find out?' Israel thought. He took a moment to think about who spilled the beans, but all too quickly, he already came with one answer.

"DAMN YOU, JOHN!!!!!! Israel shouted, popping out of the barrel, catching the baby dragon's and element of generosity's attention which made him cover his mouth. "Me and my big fat mouth."

"THERE HE IS, GET HIM!" Spike shouts.

Israel made a quick run for it, with the two hot on his tail.

"BO-DOOP, BO-DOOP, BANANA BUS!" Israel chanted loudly as he was being chased.

"GET THAT HOOLIGAN!!!" Rarity shouted.

Over at Sugar Cube Corner, John had arrived and started having milkshakes and a few cupcakes with the rest of the girls, Twilight, Starlight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack.

"So, tell us, is there a certain "waifu" your friend has in mind? Surely he likes one of us." Srarlight asks.

"Oh you have no idea how much he likes "The ever cute and adorable Fluttershy." He keeps ranting on and on about wanting to give her a hug every time she's being her cute self." John explains.

"Oh...my." Fluttershy says, putting her hoof over her mouth, blushing a bit. "I...I never knew he like me."

"I can tell he'd give you loads of hugs no matter what you do." John chuckles.

"Sounds like a creep if you ask me. If your guys' world is filled with lots of these "bronies" who like my awesomeness, why does he have a thing for Fluttershy? No offense Fluttershy." Rainbow says.

"N-none taken." Fluttershy replies.

"He's a sucker for cute things. He even acted out his death of cuteness catching a clip of baby Applejack. But hey, he even thinks that all of you are cute as well." John says.

"Aww shucks, he saw me when I was a baby? How?" Applejack asks.

"Well it's no surprise, I can be just a cute bundle of joy considering he watches our show a lot." Pinkie says.

"Cute? How can he say I'm cute?! I'm not cute, I'M AWESOME!!! If I find him, I'll kick his flank!" Rainbow says.

"W-w-was it bad t-t-that I'm c-c-cute?" Fluttersht stutters timidly.

"Really? How come he thinks I'm cute?" Twilight asks.

"Well, first off, Rainbow, he thinks you and what you do is cool in a cute way. AJ, he watches the show a lot. Pinkie, he likes to question your way of doing the impossible, but he thinks your attitude is cute. Fluttershy, no, it's not bad he thinks you're cute, but he feels like he'll die from the cuteness in a good way. Twilight, he finds a bookworm like you to be too "adorkable" for him not to notice. Of course, with you Starlight, he thinks you're pretty cool as well, he just hasn't gotten to know your character improvement." John explains.

"What about Rarity? Does he think she's cute?" Starlight asks.

"Yeah, as a little sister." John says.

"Hmph, well at least he's lucky I'm not going to kick his flank after hearing that I am cool to him." Rainbow says.

Their conversation was then interrupted with galloping hooves and some weird chanting song coming from outside, making the girls and John look outside. What they see makes 4 of the girls jaws drop, John facepalms, and Pinkie burst out laughing.

"BO-DOOP, BO-DOOP, BANANA BUS!!!" Israel chanted loudly, running away from Spike and Rarity still.

"Dang it, Israel. Up to his mischief as usual." John says, unamused.

"What's that song he's singing, it's so funny!" Pinkie asks.

"That's the freaking Banana Bus song he got off of YouTube by this guy named Vanossgaming. He makes funny video game videos involving him and his friend beating the hay outta each other and sharing some laughs with each other. It ranges fromGmod Death Runs, Hide and Seek, Guess Who, Prop Hunt, etc, etc."

"Your friend has a sick sense of humor if he likes this Vanoss guy." Twilight says.

"I like Vanoss too, but then again, in our world, who doesn't?" John replies. "Right now, I think I know what happened to make Spike and Rarity want to kick his, what you girls call, "flank."

"Like what?" AJ asks.

"Spike figured out from an unintentional guessing game earlier at the castle that Israell calls him cute nicknames that only his beloved jewel, Rarity calls him. From what I can see, they both want to beat the snot outta him."

*SMACK*

"YOU FOUR-EYED, MOLE FACE!!!" Israel shouted, double-edging John 5 feet across the ground making him land straight onto his back with a lot of force.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOUR-EYED, MOLE FACE?!" John shouts, quickly getting up to his feet, adjusting his glasses.

"SHUT UP, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN HOW CHATTY YOU ARE! IN THIS PLACE, THERE'S THINGS YOU NEVER SAY!" Israel retorts loudly, pointing and glaring at his friend.

Israel is cut short by Spike, shooting green flames onto the back of his pants...specifically, his butt. He sees this and takes off running in circles making the Goofy yell.

"I'll take care of this, darling." Rarity says. Her horn then lights up and traps Israel in a magical stranglehold and brought him straight in front of her giving him a nasty glare. "If you EVER call my dear Spikey-poo any of the PET names, I'll do more than just THIS." Rarity then blasted Israel 10 feet away like a rag doll. He lands flat on his face, with his butt hanging in the air.

"Note taken...Ms. Rarity." Israel muffled.

"Well, that's that, who's up for some more cupcakes?" John asks.

"YAY, CUPCAKES!!!" Pinkie shouts happily.