A human child appears in the tunnels of a changeling hive. Set after the Canterlot Invasion and the subsequent peace negotiations

Two users of glyph magic get transported to Equestria. One gets transported to Ponyville, the other to Griffonia. Unaware of how to get home and of each other they will both struggle to varying degrees to survive and find a way back home.

It's a well known fact that alcohol and mares don't mix well. Incidentally booze, powerful street-gangs, and escape plots don't either. I regret even going to the bar that night.