Anon and his new little pony roommate attempt to live a mostly normal life together, but they're not having much success with that.

One lonely night, a cripplingly depressed Anon realizes that he has a neighbor, and that she's not faring any better than him. Feels, fluff and lewd all ensue.

Anon finds himself having an impromptu date with Derpy. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash converts to Islam.

Anon finds a homeless pony and takes her home. Fluff ensues.

A lonely Celestia asks an equally lonely Anon out.

After being thrust into the Equestria Girls world, Anon found a close friend in Sunset Shimmer. While spending time with her one Friday night, it becomes increasingly apparent that there's something more to their friendship, and to her in general.

After visiting Anonymous every single day, trying to guess his fetish in hopes of getting in his pants, Fluttershy suddenly stops. A month later, Anon kind of misses her and decides to go and check on her.

Anonymous is summoned by Twilight's magical map thingy. She sends him off to Canterlot to investigate, and possibly change the fate of Equestria... but probably not.

When Shining Armor catches his wife cheating on him, he turns to his best friend Anonymous for comfort... and perhaps something else.

Princess Luna asks Anonymous to check on Twilight Sparkle. He does so. Meanwhile, Spike is being weird and Rainbow Dash does not lift.

Tired of Gilda bullying him, Anon decides to follow Dash's advice. Needless to say, it doesn't work the way he wanted. Anon x tsundere-ish Gilda, set in the Equestria Girls world.

Rarity hates Anon. So why would she ask him to help her with her 'work' when Applejack fires him from his? Her answers make sense, but what if there were more to it? And what could she possibly need him for?

Carl 'CJ' Johnson is a powerful and ruthless man, ready for everything that might be thrown at him... or so he thought. Waking up in Equestria after getting shitfaced, he will quickly realize that there are things no man was ever prepared for.

Upon his arrival in Equestria, Anon discovers that he has psychic powers similar to magic. Soon enough, two particuliar mares start taking interest in him, turning his already strange life into something even stranger.

Between an infatuated Twilight Sparkle trying to get him, and the lack of a proper social life, Anon doesn't have many opportunities to socialize with ponies. However, things change when he meets a mare by the name of Octavia...