Anonymous is summoned by Twilight's magical map thingy. She sends him off to Canterlot to investigate, and possibly change the fate of Equestria... but probably not.

Contains: Anon, Aryanne, Celestia, Flutterrape, alcohol, politics, science, other stupid stuff and more references than ever. Or perhaps just as many.

This story is written in the second person. Teen for language, some themes and mild sexual stuff.