Obama gets a call from the Eighth Continent, nearly two years after destroying the Barrier.

An animatronic bear named Freddy makes an offhand remark. No one is ready for what happens next. [A Five Nights at F**kboy's parody.]

[Displaced] A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. Will they line their pieces up?

A TCB Crackfic. What, did you expect something different when you read that title?

Tirek has taken every last drop of pony magic in Equestria. His last obstacle? A green bush.

Silvertongue - a person with the rare gift of turning the written word into reality. One just sent Twilight Sparkle flying into his bookcase. Adventure ensues.

Fear. Contrary to what your dear princesses will tell you, it is very much alive within your borders. It's not just your imagination. You are never alone. And once you hear my tale, you will never feel safe again. Say hello to the Fears.

A man in dire need of sleep decides to relax with a nice card game.