LeoneHaxor, knowing full well he should try to sleep, decides to go visit a friend instead. What begins as a simple attempt to play a card game escalates quickly as shenanigans ensue.

This is based on a true series of events that transpired on the site Pretend You're Xyzzy. A majority of the actual chat was used in the production, with the addition of some creative liberties being taken with the sequence of events.