So...I somehow wind up in Equestria. How? I have no clue! As far as I know, I have no reason to be here, as I don't even watch it!

Dear Diary: It was a normal day like, any other kidnapping Princesses, lounging around, playing with the little one's, all was right with the world untill that friggen Mario the pest whacked me a good one.

The ponys i need to kill are fluttershy. Apple jack. Twilight sparkle. Rarity. Rainbow dash. Fluttershy. Pinkie pie. If i choose to be friends with them my master sayed that he will kill me if i become friends with them.