A parody of "Lesson Zero", crossing over with the Human Domestication Guide. Twilight Sparkle gets a wellness check from her new plant overlords.

Starlight doesn't know where she is. She doesn't know how she got there. She doesn't know why she can't focus or cast. All she knows is that she is trapped, and horny.

Trixie demonstrates the latest mesmerizing addition to her magic shows to Starlight Glimmer.

Octavia finds herself taken in by the way a human plays the violin and starts wishing he was playing her instead.

A Human has appeared in equestria. Well, above equestria.