Twilight Sparkle has not taken kindly to the new management of Equestria. The Affini, a race of plant aliens from beyond the stars, have proudly announced their plans to "domesticate" them, and to welcome them into the vines of the Compact, and Twilight's response was to hide in her library for a full week. A full week where she didn't learn anything about friendship! But with any luck, Lilian Ketamina, First Bloom, could help her find something before she ends up tardy!

A crossover with the "Human Domestication Guide" universe. This story is heavily based on the season two episode Lesson Zero. if you are new to HDG and only know MLP, you may want to start with other HDG works first.

Written by Cadence the Hypnotic Floret (alias Budget_Player_Cadet) and Sheepwave; art by Sheepwave.