A copy of "The Student Bible, New International Version" inexplicably smacks Twilight in the horse's cerebellum.

No, its not another Human in Equestira fic. It's much worse: A Human ATTEMPTING TO GET TO EQUESTRIA FIC! And everyone lived happily ever after? Ha! You're cute.

Zombies have existed in the deepest, darkest caves of Equestria for centuries. The truth of this, however, has always been kept from the eyes of the public. But when a member of the royal guard is bitten by a Changeling spy, a pandemic breaks out.