Twilight Gets Hit in the Head With A Bible

by Gamer Brash
A copy of "The Student Bible, New International Version" inexplicably smacks Twilight in the horse's cerebellum.

The Narrator chucks his Bible at Twilight Sparkle's head, knocking her out cold.
When she recovers, she learns about a bipedal race called "Man" and how they fell from perfection, and how the deity known as "God" sent His only Son to die and rise from the dead in order to save them.
Eventually, Twilight reads all there is to read in it, and obsessively insists upon reading it more. The Narrator then adds to her Biblical studies by... What else? Chucking more books at her, of course!

Everyone
Incomplete
Random
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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1034 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read