A space military captain, who believes that Equestria resides on the legendary, long-lost planet of Earth, attempts to save Twilight and her friends from an incoming invasion that threatens both Equestria and the galaxy while keeping them all sane.

Rarity has tea with Jesus and absolutely nothing objectionable happens.

Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic.

A young Celestia and Luna, accompanied by several newfound friends, quest across ancient Equestria.