Anon tries to coerce Pinkie Pie into giving him a blowjob, and it sort of works. Shenanigans ensue.

Rainbow Dash has had a crush on Derpy for awhile, but doesn't get a chance to show her- until today

A human arrives in Equestria, blah blah blah. Bonbon befriends him and helps him adjust to Ponyville

Twilight discovers a mysterious device. Rainbow and Pinkie screw around with it. 'Nuff said.