Anon has just arrived in Equestria and it is his sole duty to invade the privacy of someone. Fortunately, there is a certain pink pony he is very fond of that will allow him to do that.

So of course he tries to have sex with her.

Unfortunately she has no idea what's happening and of course that leads to a hilarious awkward sexual encounter.

WARNING CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: innocence, hyper dick/body inflation, plot devices, awful ideas gone horribly right.