Artyom Piotryevich Ivanovsky was a normal Slav, spending all day drinking vodka, squatting on the sidewalk, or playing competitive CS:GO. One day, though, he's visited by Twilight Sparkle for his summer solstice preparations.

Ahmed Al-Muhammed had a pretty normal life. Wake up, eat breakfast, slaughter infidels, and sleep. But when he's transported to a strange new place, he must learn the power of friendship!

After a top-secret mission goes wrong, Hans is suddenly transported to a strange place where everyone is some sort of... talking horse?