Artyom Piotryevich Ivanovsky was a normal Slav, spending all day drinking vodka, squatting on the sidewalk, or playing competitive CS:GO. One day, though, he's visited by Twilight Sparkle for his summer solstice preparations. Follow Artyom through every episode of MLP, doing normal Slavic things like getting drunk, screaming obscenities on CS:GO, and squatting on every surface imaginable.