An Imperial expeditionary group exploring the Unknown Regions of the Galaxy encounters a planet far more bizarre - and, potentially, dangerous - than anything they could have possibly predicted.

Daniel Murphy - soldier, Confederate sympathizer, and Christian fundamentalist - has been trapped in Equestria until he can give up his brutal mentality and learn the true magic of friendship. This is his journal.

Before his ponification, a Human Liberation Front member thanks Twilight Sparkle for his new lease on life.

In this drunkenness-induced crackfic, the Dark Lord himself is summoned from the fires of Mount Doom to fight the invading ponies.