An average, everyday joe is selected (Without his agreement) to be a hero for a world that expects FAR too much from him. Hilarity and much colorful language ensues, along with an epic adventure.

In days of old, there was a war between the forces of two beings of massive power, one of the day, the other the night. So what happens when one of the soldiers of the night returns from being sealed away for many decades...? This, is his tale...