Hi, I'm Jack. Jack Kane. I'm an ordinary, average, everyday kind of guy. I live in a tiny as hell mid-cost apartment where I'm forced to listen to everyone else in every other side room. I work a dead end job in a cafe where I earn barely enough to keep scraping a living from tips and my shitty paycheck. I even look average, and above all else, normal. Nothing special that sets me apart what so-ever. So why the hell was I the one that was chosen above all others…? Makes no sense to me. Not even slightly. But I should stop rambling and get right to the point. Although, that… Might take some time to explain. Uh I guess I should start from the beginning. Well it begins kinda like most shitty, cliché, and over-dramatic mystery novels do. On a dark, foggy, rainy late night…
….Wow, that was waaaay too over-dramatic. Just read it already…

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[Triggers include: (eventualy) Op-ness, non-bimbo form Anthros, character may be going for the character you like, lots of unoriginal music.]

[Cover art by Jackaloftrades]