Idk. I didn't have Disney channel growing up. Also, hot anime waifus and exploding semi trucks.

Your pumpkins, hand 'em over.

Some guy wakes up one day and decides to become god.

...is to have their magic completely and utterly annihilated by a simple tennis ball. Until they take it off, that is. There's a reason why they have to wear them.

capitalism.

twilight is the weed eater. spike has a weird gun. things happen I think.

Twilight Sparkle invents a thingy. Ponies now worship it for some reason.

Scootaloo and her pet cucco receive a quest from what appears to be a sentient sandwich being.

Twilight here asking the REAL questions.

Scoots is going dino nuggie hunting! Tell her good luck!

You've heard about the displaced, but have you ever heard a story about the displacer?

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! He comes at dawn, something that rhymes with wife!

Read the title, you doofus.

That's literally the entire story.

Yup. We're doomed.