Thoughts of an annoyed, overly-agitated displacer merchant
You've heard about the displaced, but have you ever heard a story about the displacer?
Haha, these people I deal with everyday... hoo, I need a day off.
Too bad I'm cursed to be stuck here in this booth, forever sending people as their favorite whatever into the pretty pony place of MLP.
Yes, I'm aware that the next story was supposed to be about Clippy, but screw that guy for now, amirite?
An obvious parody satire of the Displaced genre.
Nobody loves you, Clippy.
A collaboration with Skittle Sky. Prepare thine anuses.
Art by yours truly.
3005 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read
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6 Chapters:
- Prologue and most-definitely necessary yet entirely unneeded infodumping about the OC and protagonist of this piece of literature 2018-07-13 07:16:11 UTC1397
- Oh boy, today's definitely a good day to set up shop in your average, overly-generic convention that is in no way specific to any fandom! (OR IS IT?!) 2018-07-16 01:48:53 UTC
- In the case of edgelords, break glass and scream like a banshee. 2018-07-24 00:58:06 UTC668
- Time for me to take a completely and totally unnecessary break from these people and hop on over to my other job! 2018-09-07 03:43:48 UTC193
- Etc. etc. More displacement etc. 2020-01-29 05:01:29 UTC747
- I wrote part of this on a phone! 2020-02-05 16:47:58 UTC