Imagine being transported to equestria?. All the infinite possibilities and wonder one could find, why you could even one day become a great hero and smite dragons and demons. Or more realistically piss away over a decade as a background character.

You are the eldest resident of ponyvile, everyone loves and respects you, even as you wage a phycological war against their princess in a decades long game of 4dimentional chess. Will your skills of manipulation ever outshine her's?