Lyra is a pony trapped in a human world. People always tell her she’s a human, but she knows better

A Gonzo-esque story from the point of view of a reviewer at a play about the banishment of Nightmare Moon

Equestria is being invaded by the zebras. They come with magical bombs that fatten up and brainwash ponies to their liking. Zecora has a secret plan to ensure a victory though