Who cares if Luna's date is a loser? Celestia. That's who.

Limestone is going to preserve a festive atmosphere for her family, whether she likes it or not.

4000 years isn't too old to still be a virgin...right?

Alternative End(s) to Various Chapters of "The 4000 Year Old Virgin"

What would YOU do to stay out of the cold?

Locate, Acquire, Retain, Dismiss