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"Pay no attention to the mare behind the shrubbery!"

by Harmlesskitten13
Who cares if Luna's date is a loser? Celestia. That's who.

Luna's not in a rush to get married, but a mare does like feeling wanted, you know? So who cares if her first date in centuries is with some forgettable wannabe background pony? At least it will result in a night out of the castle, some much-needed romantic attention, and get her 'back in the game,' so to speak. And that's better than yet another night in, right?

It's a good thing that Celestia knows what's best for her little sister.

(Inspired from a video by the Pulitzer Prize-winner, snappy dresser, and all-around good egg TJ Pones!)

Rated "Teen" for allusions to the horizontal mambo. Nothing explicit, but better safe than sorry, right?

Teen
Complete
Sex
Comedy
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OPP

4474 words: Estimated 22 minutes to read