
"Pay no attention to the mare behind the shrubbery!"
Who cares if Luna's date is a loser? Celestia. That's who.
Luna's not in a rush to get married, but a mare does like feeling wanted, you know? So who cares if her first date in centuries is with some forgettable wannabe background pony? At least it will result in a night out of the castle, some much-needed romantic attention, and get her 'back in the game,' so to speak. And that's better than yet another night in, right?
It's a good thing that Celestia knows what's best for her little sister.
(Inspired from a video by the Pulitzer Prize-winner, snappy dresser, and all-around good egg TJ Pones!)
Rated "Teen" for allusions to the horizontal mambo. Nothing explicit, but better safe than sorry, right?



4474 words: Estimated 22 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- "...and might I say that you look completely trashy, and undeserving of dating a Princess?" 2021-07-04 01:06:20 UTC4474