Even a chaotic god can be bored. One such god looks upon Earth, and decides to create a contest. The prize: power unlike any of the contestants had ever known. Or so he told them, anyways. Felix "Felicia" Sky is one such contestant.

The five worst criminals in the history of Earth are put up for public execution. Set in a dystopian future where people can get special abilities based on their talents, these criminals use said abilities to escape through a portal to another world.

An engineer and blacksmith named Metal Gear moves to Ponyville with his adopted human daughter, Lily.

I had one last request before I died. I asked if I could tell my story. The story of how I got to Equestria, and how it both saved my life and ended it.

(Human) Cian Cleary is "teleported to another universe" in which pastel ponies rule over the lands. He freaks out for a bit as two other humans appear, then things start to get normal. Well, as normal as they can get...