Swaggity Swunker arrives in Equestria when an overload of $waggs befalls before the horny as fuck male and teleports him to the magical land of ponies. There he overflows the innocent ponies in the awesomeness that is his super swag.

It's dark times in Equestria. King Sombra has risen, and has turned Equestria into a land of chaos and pure evil. There is only one person who can save Equestria now.

Shrek solves the annoying as fuck tumblr feminism problem, with the help of autistic bronies.

A new mysterious colt moves into town and everyone cannot take his sexy emoness.

Futa Celestia is bored, and teleports to the human world where beats up all the faggots with her gigantic cock.

After having both committed suicide, Chuck Norris and his son Dakota are now in hell. While there, Dakota finds out Rainbow Dash is 21 years old, and goes into a rage mode. Chuck Norris is yet again disappoint, and attempts to teach how to man up.

Chuck Norris has had a bad day, and he is a very irritated Norris. It is then he finds out ponies don't have vaginal periods, and in his grumpy agitation decides to fix that with a good'old mass-rape of every mare in Equestria once a mont

Intrigued by some random stallion named Big Dick, who seems to share a bit of an obsession for the Changling Queen, Queen Chrysalis decides to invite him over for a 'normal' conversation. Things happen.

Rainbow Dash holds in her pee as long as she can out of boredom. ((Please note this story has some unrealistic elements, and that it has close to no actual storyline. Contains desperation watersports fetish.))

A filly asks some random stallion named Ponyfeathers how to grow a dick.

Rainbow Dash gets a dick. Oh lulz.