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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

by Lighterlight1887
Chuck Norris has had a bad day, and he is a very irritated Norris. It is then he finds out ponies don't have vaginal periods, and in his grumpy agitation decides to fix that with a good'old mass-rape of every mare in Equestria once a mont

Chuck Norris has had a bad day, and he is a very irritated Norris. It is then he finds out ponies don't have vaginal periods, and in his grumpy agitation decides to fix that with a good'old mass-rape of every mare in Equestria once a month. At the same time however, he does something horribly tragic in the process. Beware as he can fuck a mare faster than you can say "Disliked".

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Human
Sad
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Sex
Tragedy
Random
Slice of Life
 
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