The beginning of a tale is a very important part of a story. But its what happens after that matters.

On a journey given to him by a mysterious deity known as Mat' Zima, Iosif finds himself facing odd circumstances, and terrible challenges as he travels to a far off destination on a quest he doesn't fully understand.

This is the translated version of a story I wrote while drunk.

Death's chosen champion opens a portal to escape his pursuers, and winds up with Equestria. His charge, and a drunkard who arrived with them, are waiting for Lady Death to retrieve them while dealing with the worlds inhabitants.

The Ice Queen Trades Nookie for an Early Spring. Its pretty self explanatory.

Scootaloo finds a doll in the everfree forest after following a voice she heard. What she doesn't know, is what the doll contains.

A gear gets sent to Equestria by a machine lost to the locust war.

A drone from a military starship crash lands on Equis in an escape pod.

Eris, a draconicus, summons the archangel Zachariah to be her friend(not the one from Supernatural).

Where I'll put my random as hell ideas

Discord gives Pixel a King Tiger.

Dr. Frankenstein is somehow in Equestria, he seeks to resurrect his creation.