
The Drunken Escapades of Pixel
This is the translated version of a story I wrote while drunk.
What does a drunken pegisi do? Allot of things apparently. Excessive cussing, bar fights, arson, and a sex scene where i have no idea who is being humped, or if its even consensual. Or a living thing for that matter. I'll figure it out.
This updates when I feel like it.
The drinks that made this possible are: Vodka, Old Smoky Moonshine, three different beers, Crown Royal, and orange juice.
But mostly Vodka.
I wrote this in word while drunk off my ass last night.




5683 words: Estimated 28 minutes to read
7 Chapters:
- The thing 2013-01-05 02:15:11 UTC1740
- Yep. i'm drunk aghain 2013-01-05 10:33:32 UTC960
- Sober 2013-01-20 04:04:24 UTC1146
- Sober: This should be fun 2013-02-04 09:47:22 UTC811
- I don't evne KNOW! 2013-02-06 11:54:41 UTC858
- HI 2014-05-24 03:08:26 UTC151
- ive got pizza 2014-05-24 03:16:25 UTC17