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The Drunken Escapades of Pixel

by Pixel brony
This is the translated version of a story I wrote while drunk.

What does a drunken pegisi do? Allot of things apparently. Excessive cussing, bar fights, arson, and a sex scene where i have no idea who is being humped, or if its even consensual. Or a living thing for that matter. I'll figure it out.

This updates when I feel like it.

The drinks that made this possible are: Vodka, Old Smoky Moonshine, three different beers, Crown Royal, and orange juice.

But mostly Vodka.

I wrote this in word while drunk off my ass last night.

Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Comedy
Random
Sex
 
POQP

5683 words: Estimated 28 minutes to read

7 Chapters:

  1. The thing 2013-01-05 02:15:11 UTC
    1740
  2. Yep. i'm drunk aghain 2013-01-05 10:33:32 UTC
    960
  3. Sober 2013-01-20 04:04:24 UTC
    1146
  4. Sober: This should be fun 2013-02-04 09:47:22 UTC
    811
  5. I don't evne KNOW! 2013-02-06 11:54:41 UTC
    858
  6. HI 2014-05-24 03:08:26 UTC
    151
  7. ive got pizza 2014-05-24 03:16:25 UTC
    17