You've been attracted to Pound and Pumpkin Cake for many years. Now, you finally have the chance to live out your passionate dreams with them.

Twilight Sparkle uses a magic spell to pleasure herself with. But when young, naive Spike walks in on her, how will she explain it to him?

After a magic tornado, three Westboro Baptist Church members aren't in Kansas anymore. With Twilight to guide them, they must get to Canterlot to find a way back, and hopefully learn some valuable lessons about friendship along the way.

The Maneiac attacks Maretropolis and captures the Power Ponies. Diamond Tiara would love to don her iron exoskeleton suit and save the world, but she’s tired. So she has her butler Randolph do it for her.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders like to argue. A lot. This anthology documents some of their biggest disagreements, debates, and throw-downs over the most trivial topics.

After a spree of indecent, criminal acts in America, Justin Bieber is deported to Canada. They don't want him either, so they send him to Equestria.

Suri Polomare isn't just content stealing ideas for dresses. Watch as she steals famous ideas throughout pony history and claims credit for them, okay.

The mane six make new year's resolutions to break their bad habits. Will they succeed?

Equestria's Finest News Source. Breaking news stories from Equestria written in the style of The Onion.

How will the mane six get into that elusive box? Will it take talent, effort, or just dumb luck? And does the box contain great things, or just a bunch of junk?

Ever wonder how Rainbow Dash got her sunglasses? Well she sure didn't buy them at the store. That would be too easy.

A group of terrorists has declared war on the Crystal Empire: attacking civilians, planting bombs, and taking hostages. Soarin and Spitfire, visiting the Empire on vacation, are the only ones who can stop them.

Philomena flies away.

Promised riches beyond her wildest dreams, Rainbow Dash joins the multi-level marketing business Amway. Of course, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's actually a pyramid scheme, and now Dash is in danger of losing her money.

A local brony's wildest dreams come true when a spaceship full of ponies lands by the mall.