Colgate, of the British Dental Association, is rather more forward than most oral hygienists.

Cherry Jubilee is a zombie, Braeburn is a cyborg, and they’re happily married. There’s just one problem: they have a weird roommate.

Twilight and friends meet an alien. Humanity ensues.

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The Equestria Girls you love to hate. In fighter jets.

Vinyl Scratch likes electronics and being loud. So, she joins the Marine Corps to fly the EA-6B Prowler. ...It makes sense to her.

You learn more by listening than by talking. And you learn a lot more by listening to ponies.

Fighter pilot Lightning Dust is sent to a desk job. She revolts against her tyrannical boss and also finds time to save the world.

Lyra made a bet. Bon Bon is not amused. Also, they have a fast car.

Tomorrow, Sonata decided, she would kill someone and drink their blood.

And other questionable poetry.

Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust are fighter pilots. One's a brash, heavily caffeinated hothead that plays by her own rules. So's the other one. They're bored.

It's time for the annual Royal Guard training exercise. A ragtag crew playing bad guys has to go up against the entire rest of the Guard.

Diving Bell lives in Jamaica and has an obscure job with the UN.

A powerful sorceress threatens town. That's the least of everyone's problems.