Your mom escapes from Tartarus to seek revenge on Celestia

Tree Hugger sells acid to various ponies

This is a story about Super Trampoline bugging Twilight and receiving sage advice from Pinkie Pie, and pondering his own mental state. It's not particularly good or interesting. I wrote it in about an hour, just to get through some writer's block.

Oh boy, there's a lot going on here. Cheese Sandwich, killer bees, prison escapes, explosions... A collab with Mocha Star

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind, so dark and foul I can't disguise

They say the best way to learn a language is to actually use it, so each day I'll post a short story featuring a Chineighs word in place of an Equestrian one. This will be focusing on Pinyin as opposed to characters, because characters are a pain!

Twilight sucks some dick while wearing some sick shades

Things just haven't been the same since the blast

Scootaloo is on fire. So is Luna. You try to stop a public execution.

Pinkie's quest to fix her plumbing leads her to discover an ancient cult bent on destroying the world

Applejack has a problem. A steaming hot garbage pile-shaped problem. Big Mac solves it with time travel.

Rainbow Dash thinks she's a ukulele, Super Trampoline doesn't think he's funny, and Rarity thinks she's summoning monsters from the Horseshoe Bay Resort and Casino kitchen pantry. The third entry in an increasingly stupid series

Twilight's been meaning to ask.

I hope that this summary prepares // You for Rarity pegging some mares // And seventeen stallions // (What a rapscallion!), // Invading their tight derrières

Humans don't have (as much) magic as ponies, so they get their psychedelic kicks in... other ways. Fluttershy's friend Tree Hugger has procured a substantial amount of one such way of getting one's kicks. Twilight's about to blast off.