Rainbow Dash thinks she's a ukulele, Super Trampoline thinks at least three people will like this story despite how stupid it is (and he's probably right), Rarity thinks loud sipping will bring about the end times, and someone on the Charmin twitter team thinks corporate will let their puns pass, but that has nothing to do with this story.

However, guitar picks do have something to do with Bob Ross, as you will find out if you read this story.

The third entry in an increasingly stupid series, the second of which I didn't even finish yet.