This is a new story about new things. I wrote it in under an hour. I new I could do it. UPDATE: I only wrote the first two chapters in under an hour. The rest I wrote today. Now you new. Jesus shows up but you can't tag the Bible as a series.

This is a journal entry for one Super Trampoline. It isn't particularly pretty.

Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Tempest Shadow, and Twilight Sparkle find themselves trapped in a Super Trampoline story. So they decide to visit the beach.

Sunset Shimmer has lost her beans! Can you help her find them?

Lips collide and hearts ignite and uh... other areas moisten, when love is in the air.

...Stocks, Talks, Vox, Walks, Woks | A growing series of vignettes ostensibly centered around Rainbow Dash, except not always.

Tempest Shadow divulges the true reason she lost her horn. A Nightmare Nights Dallas slightly drunk fic. Also, Javert from Les Mis shows up

Cadance needs Twilight's help getting the parental controls on her TV disabled so she can watch porn.

Babs Seed shows Apple Bloom the Manehattan CMC's sick new clubhouse. Too bad she's crazy.

Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.

Rainbow Dash has a prophetic dream about chickadees. It's all rather stupid though. A 50 minute story. Also, Gallifreyan technology and prime numbers and dumb jokes appear. Story 4 of Doubleshotober.

I miss the days I wasn't constantly terrified of death. Anyway, here's a story about Rarity getting terminal horn cancer. Story 3 of DoubleShotober

Rainbow Dash loves pancakes. What other things does she like? Read on to find out! Story 2 of Doubleshotober

So Celly can wait; she know's it's too late, as we're walking on by.

Equestria, where the friendship is magic and the romance is probably also even more magical. Well, usually. Sometimes, not so much.