
Pinkie Pie's Coke Dealer Gets Stiffed
Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.
Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs, and also a really unfunny chapter desecrating Skywriter's character Auric. Sorry Skywriter; you didn't deserve this. Go read Skywriter's stories; they're much much better than this.
Another Dumbshotober Story. Rated Teen for drug use and abuse of the Equish language.



1506 words: Estimated 8 minutes to read
6 Chapters:
- The Prologue That Isn't Supposed to Be Here 2017-10-14 06:18:40 UTC44
- The Real Prologue, Detailing Pinkie Pie's Cocaine Usage 2017-10-14 06:36:37 UTC360
- Pinkie's Feline Dealer, Thrilla Vanilla 2017-10-14 06:59:17 UTC362
- What's a Cockatiel Doing Turning Ponies To Stone? 2017-10-14 07:29:50 UTC254
- With Actually Sincere Apologies to Skywriter 2017-10-14 08:05:32 UTC450
- The Tragic and Underwhelming End 2017-10-14 08:12:40 UTC36