Being a Royal Guard is difficult work, especially when the radio receives a distressing message. How in the world can you react to this?!

My Little Pony                     Each episode a haiku                     Like this description

Flash is now stealing waifus at Crystal Prep Academy. He then gets with the the "Ultimate Waifu", Principal Cinch.

Pinkie Pie wants to give you a hug as well as do other things of a sexual nature with you, but considering after what happened last time you are not so sure about this.

Twilight packs up to leave Crystal Prep, but Sugarcoat has something on her mind.

Solitaire must find out the truth of her banishment. For a princess of wonderland nothing can become quite the same for her ever again after she finds herself in the land of Equestria.

Humanity would not go down so easily

Rainbow Dash and Twilight exchange words. Yes, like that.

After buying an odd antique mirror at a yard sale strange things begin to happen around you. Including visits from magical horses

A brief description of all the monsters of mlp.

Every pony in Equestria has a guardian angel.

Two ponies drop at the most awkward time.

Trixie's pregnant, and Flam couldn't be happier. He just can't figure out why she's so depressed---or what, exactly, she's been hiding from him.

Inari joins a group of ponies who are trying to release princess Luna from the moon.

When Anon's life changes for the worse, everyone else has to pick up the pieces as he is powerless to help.