Shinji Ikari goes to pony land (and other NGE X MLP Short Stories)

THIS

IS

SO

FUCKING

STUPID

Shinji Ikari and Kaworu Nagisa descended into Terminal Dogma with a very very long rope, once they reached the ground, which was basically a mountain of red skulls, Shinji and Kaworu pulled their EVAs out, Shinji's EVA was a longsword, and Kaworu's EVA was a lance.

The reason they had their weapons out was just in case, one of them showed up...

There they where, at the top of the mountain of skulls...

The spears.

Two large red spears, embedded into the mountain of skulls.

"There they are Kaworu, if we can get those spears, we can save the world..." Shinji said.

"Wait Shinji, something doesn't seem right." Kaworu said.

Suddenly, a skull near Shinji's foot exploded.

"Damn, I missed."

"They're here." Shinji said.

"Sorry guys, but we can't let you pull those spears."

Asuka Shikinami Soryu came from the shadows, along with Rei Ayanami, and... A PONY?

"What are you doing with a PONY Asuka?" Shinji asked.

"Well, it's not like you would understand if I tried to explain it to you, idiot." Asuka replied.

Asuka and Rei summoned their EVAs.

Asuka wielded a battle axe, Rei a katana.

"You go on ahead." Asuka said, presumably to the pony.

"Alright." The pony said.

"No, I won't let you!" Shinji yelled.

Shinji jumped at the pony, his sword ready to slice her in two, only for Rei to stop him with her katana thingie.

Shinji jumped back, and went into a defensive stance, Kaworu ran at Asuka, and stabbed with his lance, Asuka blocked with the head of her axe, and then swung back at Kaworu, Kaworu then swiftly jumped back to avoid the attack.

Then the pony ran for those god damn spears and Shinji followed it.

"GAGAUYGYBDGUGH" Shinji yelled.

"FUCK SHINJI, I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT THOSE SPEARS THAT'S ALL WHACK, DON'T EVEN TOUCH THEM"

"FLUBUBUBERBUB?" the pony asked.

"GOOGERBOOGER" Shinji replied.

Shinji and the Pony reached the spears.

Enyways, the two reaached the spears and started molesting them.

"SHINJI YOU FUCKASS" Kaworu yelled.

Suddenly a big red portal thing appeared in the sky and started picking shit off the ground and eating it.

Musinc :o)

The portal picked up the ground below Shinji.

For some reason there were stairs below Shinji.

"Fuck I'm falling down all these stairs" Shinji said.

The protal ate the pon-pon and the spears.

Then out of the portal came a massive pony shaped unicorn robot thing with those fucking spears being held in some... crazy unicorn robot mega magic shit.

The unicorn started wrecking shit everywhere.

"FUCK MAN"

"I WARNED YOU MAN"

"I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SPEARS BRO" Kaworu yelled.

"FUCK"

"IT KEEPS HAPPENING" Shinji yelled.

Then everyone lived happily ever after, the end.