Talk To Markiepoo About This One

I'm not even sure what this is. A draft I found on my computer, signed by Mark? Yeah. Thousands of words long? Yeah. Comprehensible? Uh... I guess, maybe. Welcome to Mark's mind.

I found this on my computer yesterday. I… actually have no idea what compelled Mark to write this. It's all over the place, though, in terms of… everything. I hope this passes inspection.
Mature for language.

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