Equestria's Doom

"Damn it! Now this is just is just ridiculous. Alright look man your not in Germany the year isn't 1945 and before you ask none of us are Nazis." I explained to Will.

"Holy shit your a fucking horse! Wait... am I?" Will replied searching for presumably his gun.

"Yes." I replied

"Damn, wasn't expecting that to happen."

"Wait, you must have been teleporting if you ended up here, but we didn't discover the arc (an ancient alien teleporter that connects Mars and Earth) until fifty years ago."

"Okay, so I was sneaking into a Nazi controlled Castle to reclaim the Spear of Destiny from Hitler. I finally broke into the castles' central vault and as soon as I touched the spear I woke up here."

"Spear of Destiny? Isn't that just a myth?"

"Apparently not because that bastard found it. And um, hello who are you two?

Twilight and Rainbow stood dumbfounded looking back and forth between the two soldiers. Then a small explosion of pure energy occurred in the middle of the room throwing everyone against the walls. I had stood up and standing in the middle of the room was a laughable pony-shaped imp. Laughable accept for the fireball currently headed in my direction. I reacted on pure instinct and instantly whipped out my shotgun so fast the centrifugal force caused the gun to cock itself. Within two seconds I had dodged the fireball and the imp's head had failed to dodge ten buckshot pellets resulting in an explosion of red mist. By this time Will had stood back up and noticed the body causing him to pull out his Stg44. assault rifle.

"What was the name of Celestia was that thing?" Rainbow asked taking flight and hovering over the imp's corpse.

"That would be a demon who apparently followed me out of Hell."

"Hell? Wait you escaped Hell? Are you the devil or something?" Twilight asked as she started looking for a book that might have some answers."

"No but he's currently very pissed off because of not being able to kill me."

"Well hopefully that was the last of 'em for-" Will half finished.

"Kommen Sie mit erhobenen Händen!" Came from outside Twilight's door.

"Did anyone catch that?" Rainbow asked walking to a window.

"He said 'Come out with your hands up.' so that means there are about thirty Nazi soldiers outside who are going to kill me and probably all of you on sight." Will explained.

"Well then let's do this." I said as I pulled out my chain-gun.

"I see your a fan of chain-guns as well" Will replied as he pulled out his own equally large chain-gun.

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Will and I stepped outside and heard a clicking associated with thirty safeties switching to firing mode. Will and I were running in opposite directions unloading our chain-guns into the hoard of Mecha-Nazis when I lost sight of him as I rounded the corner and was tackled by a guard dog who landed past me. As soon as I had hit the ground I rolled and instantly pulled out my double-barrel shotgun and erased the dog from existence. I rounded another corner and was just in time to see Will slide between the two legs of a Nazi WAS (Walking Armored Suit) and toss a tesla-grenade up into the suits pilot compartment through an access hatch. Using his momentum Will stood up as the suit exploded with it's pilot only half bailed out.

"Ah, So you've done this before?" I said sarcastically as I surveyed the damage.

"You're not so bad yourself." Will replied holstering his gun.

Rainbow flew towards us and said "You guys are nuts! You just killed over twenty ponies destroyed half the town and didn't even break a sweat!"

"Bewegen Sie sich nicht!" Cried a Nazi as he pulled out his pistol and aimed it at us. In a split second Will and I had drawn our guns once more and the Nazi soldier was shaken back and forth by the mass impact of our bullets. He collapsed onto the ground and had begun to pool blood.

"Ah, I missed one." I proclaimed looking at Rainbow Dash

"That was kind of overkill." Rainbow said as she landed.

"He was dead before he hit the ground. Anyway, where's Twilight?" I asked while Will walked around collecting ammo magazines.

"She is currently looking for a spell that can fix all this and she sent me here to see if you two had any ideas." Rainbow explained.

Will stopped for a moment and staired off into space before answering, "Knowing the Nazis they probably found some old abandoned castle here and set up base; if the Spear of destiny followed me here they'll have it."

I thought on this for a moment and added, "Well the demons of Hell tend to stick near the presence of evil, so is there any extremely creepy place that has a sense of fear associated with it?"

Rainbow dash thought for a moment and realized, "The Everfree forest castle! The Everfree is so scary to everypony here that few will even go near it and the castle is abandoned so-"

"-The Nazis probably made themselves right at home." Will finished tossing me a few ammo magazines.

"Well then. To the Everfree!" I exclaimed as I started walking in a random direction before I stopped realizing I had no idea where I was heading.