Chapters Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
Rainbow Dash was always Equestria's greatest flyer. After she became a wonderbolt, she was on the Equestrian Olympic Flyer's Team. Her, Spitfire, and Soarin had always gotten 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in all of the events. No one ever came close to beating them. The last competition she was at, she did the impossible, she performed a septopple sonic rainboom(thats 6) Even the great Celestia and Luna gasped in awe as the sky illuminated as the 3 primary and 3 secondary colors illuminated the sky. Life was good for rainbow. She even had a little sister who had done a triple orange rainboom. Scootaloo had won the best young fliers competition 3 times in a row. One day when she was walking to Sugarcube Corner, and she noticed 4 very handsome stallions walking out. The white one(the golden mule my oc) was the biggest and most handsome one, a gray unicorn(my brother's oc), a dark blue earth pony with frizzy hair(my friend Marcus' oc), and a black and red zebra pegasus(my friend Shane's oc). The white one carried the very large cake on his back while the gray one was telling a joke or a story, Rainbow couldn't really understand them. She looked to the side for a moment and then looked forward to see that the zebra had accidentally bumped into her and knocked her flat. "Did I just get hit by a fucking truck?" Rainbow exclaimed. She looked up to see the wide-eyed zebra staring down at her.
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Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
Chapter 2 And 3 Friend Or Foe & The Competition
As the Mane 6 walked up to the door. Shane opened the door. "Hey guys welcome to our humbled aboad. Hey it's you again. Shane said happily as he pointed to Pinkie Pie. I hope you guys love cake, because we've got a 100lb one right here!" As they walked into the house, the noticed the dance room, exercise room, living room, bar, a hot tub, and a shit ton of other cool and expensive stuff. The dance room was tiled red, green, blue, and yellow with a DJ table and a disco ball. There was a 100in flat screen TV, so many expensive items. Applejack noticed Gold sweating as he was finishing his 900lb squat set. She looked in delight as she saw him flexing his very large muscles and decided to exercise too. Pinkie of course, sprinted to the dance room as Kyle started the music. Rarity and Fluttershy had eaten some cake with Shane. Marcus introduced Twilight to his laboratory. As they walked into the basement, she noticed all of the extremely advanced equipment and machinery in the large completely white room. WING BONER!!!!! Twilight blushed as her wings stuck straight out. Marcus looked at her and said, "I have a hard on for science and knowledge too! You're not the only one!" "Hey Shane, Rainbow Dash asked, how do you train?" Shane got up from the table and smiled. "Heh, follow me."
Rainbow Dash stared in disbefuckinglief. She saw Shane crawling only with his wings with a sled tied around him with gold sitting on the back of it. When he was flying, he was wearing a fucking gas mask and a parachute! "If you think that's tough training, you should see Gold during wrestling season!" Shane exclaimed.
"Uh-um-I gotta go! Rainbow Dash yelled as she blasted off. "Fucking motherfucker!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she barged into her house. "What's wrong sis?" Scootaloo questioned. "I have a lot of training to do!" Scootaloo looked puzzled. 3 months went by and Rainbow Dash did nothing but train nonstop during that time period. When the olympics came around, Everypony was at Twilight's house watching the wrestling as Gold won the championships. They all traveled to Cloud City to watch the flying competition. The racing portions were finished. In first was Rainbow Dash, 2nd was AMP, and 3rd was spitfire. The crowd was baffled that someone besides the Wonderbolts actually placed. Rainbow dash was furious that AMP was actually close to her in skill. "Rainbow Dash! The final event, the talent competition is next! Scootaloo exclaimed. There's no way that butthead Shane can beat you and your septopple rainboom!" "You're right Scoots, I got this!" Rainbow confidentally replied. "Hey Rainbow Dash! Shane yelled as he ran up to her. You're an incredible flyer. We're tied up on the scoreboard from all of the other events. I guess this event will determine the winner. No matter what happens wether I win or lose, I just want you to know, that I think you're the greatest flier I've ever seen."
"Yeah yeah whatever, save that loser talk for after I win." Rainbow replied. "Yeah! Rainbow's gonna push your shit in, so you better be ready!" Scootaloo added. "W-w-what? I don't understand. Said Shane. I didn't mean to-" "Save it Zebra! I've got a tournament to win!" Rainbow interrupted. "Yeah!" Scootaloo added. Rainbow and Scootaloo walked off to prepare for the final competition. Shane just stood their stunned at what he heard. "Fine! If that's how it's gonna be, then that's how it's gonna be!" Shane said. "Hey Shane! What the fuck was that about?!" Gold asked as him, Kyle, and Marcus walked in. "Nothing! I've gotta get ready!" Rainbow was #9 out of #10. Shane was #10 so he went last. There wasn't much competition until Dash went and did her same routine she did the past 5 years. "Here comes the crowd pleaser!" Rainbow Dash flew over a mile into the air, observed the crowd one last time, and then she dove down and did the phenominal septopple sonic rainboom. The crowd went insane. Shane's friends just sat there and yawned. "Go get'em Shane" Marcus told Shane. "Wish me luck" Said Shane. "You don't need it!" Kyle yelled as Shane flew into the air.
As rainbow dash was still descending, she stopped to watch and see how her opponent would "try" and top that. He flew up about a mile into the air, smiled down at his friends, and descended down. He was picking up incredible speed as he made his descent. A trail of fire shot behind him. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." AMP's friends counted down. Everypony in the stadium looked at them with confusion as if they were predicting something. Rainbow Dash looked at them as if they were retarded. "The heck they counting down for?!" Rainbow dash wondered. As AMP was coming down at unimaginable speeds, there were 3 explosions. "That's called a TRIPLE AMERIBOOM BITCH!!!!!" AMP's friends screamed in unison. There were 3 rainbooms. The 1st one was red, the 2nd one was white, and the 3rd one was blue. Each boom was three times the size of 1 of Rainbow Dash's rainbooms. Everypony went silent for about a minute, then they all went completely psychopathic apeshit with cheers. Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped. Scootaloo practically crapped herself. Rainbow dash's face went from shock to anger. She shot up into the air speeding at Shane. She blasted right into his side and kocked him into the crowd. He crashed into the stands that were about 20ft from Shane's friends.
Rainbow jumped on top of him and started puching him in the face while he lay there unconcious. The crowed cleared out while security flew to restrain Rainbow Dash. About 20 of them went to restrain her but then Shane's friends charged at the guards and knocked the fudge out of them. Princess Celestia had stepped in and used her magic to pick up the 3 stallions, but Gold was furious out of his mind that that evil mare had probably killed his best friend. He actually "bent" Celestia's magic and broke free of it. Everyone was shocked to see that somepony actually broke the great and powerful Celestia's magic. He charged and hoof kicked Celestia in the face and sent her flying to the other side of the stadium. He charged at Rainbow Dash and before Dash even knew it, Gold was a foot away from her charging right at her and he head-butted her and knocked her 50ft in the other direction and she was unconsious.
Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
"Uh, uh. Where am I?" "Hey buddy, you're awake" Kyle said. "Did I win?" Asked Shane. "Yeah, and that bitch Rainbow Dash got disqualified!" Gold exclaimed. *Knock knock* Rainbow Dash walked in. "Hey guys." The 4 stallions stared at her with anger. "BITCH!" Gold yelled as he stormed out of the room. "We'll be back Shane. We gotta go calm down Gold." Marcus assured as he walked out of the room with Kyle. "What the hell do you want?" "I just came to apolo-" "Save it asshole! You tried to kill me and I thought you were my friend but you're just like Lightning Dust. That bitch tried to kill me just when I only did a single white rainboom. You're not my friend you bitch so just leave you stupid cunt!"
Rainbow dash's wings started to slowly rise up. "Are you kidding me?! You're getting a wingboner from this? What's wrong with you?" Rainbow Dash sighed, walked over to the door, locked it, and closed it. "Wh-what are you doing?" "Shhh..." Rainbow dash pulled off Shane's blanket, got on top of him and started to kiss him. "Get off of me assho-" Rainbow Dash began choking Shane as she put his you know what in her you know where. She begane moaning with pleasure while Shane gasped for air.
Someone tried opening the door. "Hello?!" "Fuck!" Rainbow recognized that voice. It was Gold. Rainbow let go of Shane's throat. "Gold help!" Shane yelled right before Dash puched him in the face and silencing him. "I'm knocking the door down!" Gold kicked the door and it flew across the room. The 4 stallions stared at what they were seeing, a cyan mare raping their friend.
All of their faces went from concerned fear to furious anger. Dash was only concerned with the very muscular white stallion staring at her. He huffed and he charged at her, punched her in the face, sending her flying through the window. As she was flying out of the window, she only heard a specific white stallion yell, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
Dash flew so fast from Gold's punch that she actually did a double rainboom. She crashed through 5 trees and conveniently landed about 10ft from the 5 wonderbolts including Spitfire and Soarin. "Woah Rainbow Dash, what's going on?!" Spitfire asked. "Nothing, just a little brawl." Rainbow assured. Gold and the other 2 stallions hauled ass as they got to Sugarcube Corner which was where she landed. They went to go inside but they were stopped by the wonderbolts. They stood their with their chests puffed out trying to look intimidating. "Please, these pussies think their tough! Gold said as he saw through their little trick. I got this guys, you just worry about finding that rapest." Gold declared. He walked up to the biggest wonderbolt, grabbed him and threw him into Spitfire.
He hoof kicked a wonderbolt into 2 others and grabbed Soarin and suplexed him on his shoulders. Marcus and Kyle went into the bakery. Pinkie Pie saw them walk in. Her hair was flat. "If there's anything I hate...IT'S A BULLY!" Pinkie screamed as her face turned deviously evil. They looked around for Dash before Pinkie jumped on Kyle's back and stabbed him and he fell on the floor. She pulled the knife out of Kyle's back and threw it at Marcus and hit him in the kneck. They both fell on the floor. "Let's make some...CUPCAKES!!!!!" Before she had a chance to take them to the basement, Spitfire flew through the window, crashing through the other window outside of the building.
"Oh look, it's the BIG bully. Wanna help me with some cupcakes.?!" "First of all, gimme back my friends, and second of a-gah!" Pinkie threw a knife at Gold but it just pierced his hoof. "GAH! Bitch! I'm gonna kill you!" Gold charged at Pinkamena, but she grabbed a big ass rolling pin and broke it across his face. "Grrrr!" Gold just stood there, unharmed by the blow Pinkamena had struck upon him. He picked her up by the kneck, and threw her as hard as he possibly could sending her all the way into the Everfree Forest.
Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
"Oh God, miss, I am so so so sorry!" The Zebra exclaimed frantically. "It's fine. " Rainbow told him as she got up. "God AMP(They call him AMP because it stands for "All Mericun Pony") don't flatten her jeez!" Kyle(The gray unicorn) commented in a joking matter. "It's fine, really." Rainbow assured. It's just, I've never seen the 4 of you in Ponyville before, where are you guys from?"
"Were from Phillydelphia(Get it, cuz I'm from Pennsylvania...fuck you!) I'm a 4 time Equestrian Olympic Wrestling champion." Exclaimed Gold. I own 30 different night clubs across Equestria. The one in Ponyville has the famous DJ's known as Neon Lights and Vinyl Scratch?" Asked Kyle. "I'm Marcus. I'm a scientist." Rainbow didn't really care about those 3. She anticipated the zebra getting to his name. "Im Shane, but I'm known as the "All Mericun Pony. "Why do they call you that?" Rainbow wondered. "Because Im the greatest flyer in all of Equestria. You can just call me Shane/" Rainbow went silent.
She wanted to say, "Oh you think so? well prove it!" But all she said was "Sweet! Are you planning on entering the Equestrian Racing Competition?" "Actually, heh, he's an olympic flyer! He just made the team this year!" Gold exclaimed proudly as he put his arm over Shane's shoulder and squeezed his neck very hard but he didn't know his own strength, since he was the undefeated Equestrian wrestling champion. "Yeah, we actually got this cake to celebrate. You should totally come over and have some as my guest, since you're the only "normal" pony we've actually talked to since we've been here. "That pink hyper pony was kind of hot." Kyle exclaimed. "Dude nice?" Gold exclaimed. "That sounds fun. But would you mind if I brought a few friends along?" Rainbow asked. "No not at all!" AMP shouted. I'll give you my address. He handed her a piece of paper. Could you come over at about 3PM." "Sure, that would be great. See you then." Rainbow replied. As they went their separate ways, rainbow thought to herself, "How dare that little pussy ass bitch call himself the best flier in Equestria?! That's my title! Although, he was hot and really nice. I'll just find out if he'd be a friend or foe later today."
