Stew the Alicron is a Really Overpowered and Cool Guy and if You Don't Love Him 2 Then You're a Casul

Disclaimer: The Story you are About to Read is Canon

Once upon a time there was a super badass Alicorn named Stew.

Stew was super cool and awesome and badass and emo, long before he went to Equestria, he was a bronycat whale of a human being who needed a mega-forklift to get around, but then he woke up in equestria and he was a super cool badass emo black and red alicorn changeling dragon crystal pony sugarcube batpony hybrid.

This is the story of him.

Stew the Alicron walked down the streets of ponyville streetwaything, whistling a fresh tune from his favorite earth video gome and also his favorite movie, a bunch of mares were following him too, and it was making him feel really edgy, he looked at them and started to say edgy things.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" the mares swooned and killed a bunch of people's eardrums.

Off in some supermarket two mares were fighting over the last baby in the store and Stew heard them fighting, so he went over to them so fast, he didn't even have to teleport since he was also part Naruto so he could just ninja teleport because he was a complete badass and the mares stopped fighting because they were honored to be in Stew's presence because he was an Alicron.

"Grrls, grrrrrls, can't we come to, like, a compromise? Why don't you share the baby? I'll even help!" Stew said.

"Okay, that sounds fine!" The mares both replied.

Stew flared up his horn and shot a laser beam at the baby, cleanly cutting it in two, both mares payed for the baby, and started eating their half.

"Thanks Stew, we can always count on you!" The mares said, mouths full of baby.

"No problem..." Stew responded.

Stew ninja teleported away, and decided to edge around some more.

As he walked down teh road his girlfriend Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle appeared.

"Aren't my wings pretty?" She asked Stew.

"Yes... They're very pretty... Nothing like mine..." Stew said.

Stew started to be edgy again and then decided to fly to his special castle in space above the Everfree forest which also is why the Everfree forest is different than Equestria and other places.

Stew sat on his Dark and Edgy Throne©™ and edged around. It was so edgy that his hot batpony Fluttershy slaves were starting to swoon but it's okay that they're slaves because Stew is above the law even tthough Celestia and Luna can't have slaves only people that they hire because they're inferior to Stew and have to obey the law because they're dumb and stupid and Stew is better.

Suddenly!! Princest Celestia showed up for a visit!

"Gasp!" Stew was surprised.

"Stew you're beefing a big bully now so u need 2 stahp."

“What are you talking about Celestia? I’m the hero! The good guy! And you’re totally wrong!” Stew replied, his slaves aslo agreed with him because he’s right.

“I’m saying you’re the bad guy Stew, you killed three hookers and ran over seventeen people in Manhatnan the other day, don’t act like I don’t already know.” Celestie Responded.

“Well I say you’re wrong, because you are, it’s perfectly acceptable to kill people Celsti.” Stew replied. Suddenly all the ponies in the world agreed wit h stew because he was right again because he said so.

“Well I think you’re a big bullshit bully” Celestiea whined like a bad guy.

“Hah! Only bad guys say that Celestia!” Stew said.

“YEAH!” All stews slaves agreed and so did the world.

Suddenly the slaves started to gang up on Celestia, they cornered her in the room. Celestia tried fighting back with her magyck but it didn’t work because they were immune to magic.

“Oh no!” Celestia screamed.

She tried fighting with flying and hooves too since she was alicron too, but it wasn’t good enough so she got beat up.

“Stop right there!” Someone said.

Suddenly someone burst into the room, it was Twilight Pretzels and Princest Luna!!

“Stew you’ve gone toot far, we’re braking up!” Twilight said.

“Please help me!” Celesita begged them.

So they did that and they were cool, but not as cool as Stew.

Twilight Sparkle reached out her hand hoof and picked up Celestia and smiled and then punched her back down.

“Hahahahaha! As if we would help an evil person pony like you!” Twilight laughed.

“Oh no!” Celesita said.

“Haha, that’s right Celestia! These hot-ass ponies joined my harem a long time ago! As if they would help you!” Stew yelled.

“What can we do with her master?” Luna askedd.

“Do whatever you please, I don’t have a use for her anymore.” Stew said.

“Okay!” Twilight and Luna said.

So Twilight and Luna took Celestia into Stew’s super secret sex chamber and sexed Celestia for eternity and drained all her magic powers constantly so they became really strong as well but not as strong as Stew..

Suddenly one day while Stew was edging around, someone broke through his door!

It was King Sombra!

“Oh shit King Sombra what are you doing here??!” Stew asked.

“You’ve gone too far Stew, you need to be stopped now!!!!” Sombra yelled.

“Haha! As if you could beat me, I’m a super duper alichrom edge changeling cool donut fedora god! ninja coolguy!!!!!” Stew responded.

Butt then suddenly Sombra ran up and punched the Stew in the head and it hurt!

“Ghasp! How can you hurt me?! I’m immortat?” Stew screamed in happiness.

“It’s because…” Sombra started to say.

Stew got popporn because he thought this might be long.

Sombra continued when Stew returned.

“It’s because I’m an edgy super duper high school level OC too!” Somper said.

“Whoa!!!!!!!!!?” Stew said.

“So you know what that means right?” Sombra asked.

“Yeah I do.” Stew said.

“It means we have to do an edge-off!” Stew and Somber said at the same time almost like they were psychinc or something and could read each others minds.

Will Stew win the edge-off? Will we ever find out what sexy times happen in Stew's secret sex-chamber? Will the writer decide not to continue this story? Find out next time! (or not) on Dragon Ball Z Stew the Alicron!