A British family in Equestria

"Joe, time for school!"

"Oh for god sake."

Meet Joe, he' 15 years old, he loves video games, music, football, a lot of stuff that he likes. But there is one thing that he doesn't like...school. Why? Well there is a few reasons why Joe hates school: He isn't very good at a lot of subjects like maths, religious studies, P.E etc, and gets bullied because of how stupid he is but he has a few friends so he doesn't get bullied that much so that's a good thing.

Anyway Joe finally gets out of bed and out of his bedroom to go for a toilet, but the door is shut.

"Who's in there?"

"Its your fat brother taking a shit!"

"Oh Sam, come on!"

"Sam! Don't use that language in front of your little brother!"

"Mum! I'm 15 not 4!"

"Not to me though, your still my little baby."

Joe just ignored his mum and waited for his big brother,Sam, and by big I mean fat. Finally Sam had flushed his dinner (S**t) down the toilet and opens the door. Without washing his hands.

"Ugh, Sam you smell worse than dad, didn't you wash your hands?"

"Can't be asked."

"No wonder why your fat."

"I heard that!"

"Good!"

Meet Sam, he is 21 years old, he is different from his little brother not because of his weight, but because his attitude as well, he is completely lazy at home but when he's at work or going out for the night he is different, oh and if you ask him what is the one thing you cant live without? His answer would be cheese, almost every food he gets he has to put cheese on it.

Oh yeah one more thing, he hates Joe because he annoys him about his fat belly.

A minute later and Joe has flushed the toilet, washed his hands and walks back to his bedroom getting changed for school, or in Joe's case "Changed for hell."

A few minutes has passes and finally Joe has his school uniform on.

"Lets see what mum has got me for breakfast this time."

Joe walks out of his bedroom and walks down the wooden stairs and opens the middle room door. Joe shouts to his mum.

"MUM!"

"Yes sweetheart?"

"What have I got for breakfast?"

"You got Hot Dogs, Ravioli, Beans, you got-"

"I'll have Hot Dogs and a cup of tea please."

"I got spaghetti, I got some-"

"Mum, I said Hot Dogs and tea please."

"What about-"

"MUM!"

"Okay okay."

Meet Joanna the mother, she is 43 years old, she loves everyone that she knows, well...not everyone, but what she loves the most is her make up and clothing, every time she needs to out or something like that, she's always goes "Oh hang on! Let me do my make up." or  "What shoes shall I wear?" To Joe and Sam, its so bloody annoying because its wasting time to go out somewhere. And the last part...shopping. Why? Lets say there is a shampoo that she needs to buy, to the brothers it takes like 3 seconds to get one, but for Joanna...it takes about 5 years to pick a freaking choice out of the 2 shampoo's that she needs to buy. Doesn't she know that every shampoo on Earth does the same bloody thing but has a different name?

Joe then sits down on the sofa waiting for his breakfast. Patently. Then he hears someone coming down the stairs.

"Who else is in? I thought it just me, Sam and-"

His thought was cut off as he see's someone in pajamas.

"Oh, hey dad."

"All right, son?"

"Yeah, you"

"Yeah , im all right. Game of Fifa tonight?"

"...Fuck it why not?"

"Yeah, sure."

"I'm gonna kick your ass, mother fucker! hehe."

And lastly, meet Ken, he's the same age as his wife, Joanna, but this guy is a legend. Every time he comes home at night he always have a little something for his sons. Every night he gives Joe the same magazine but its a really good one because in that magazine there is...I don't think you guys or girls want to know because that magazine has...rude stuff in it. Anyway, Ken has 2 jobs which is worth it because in the end, he gets £400 a day. A day! And lastly, he loves football. Every weekend he gets up, makes himself a cup of tea, gets digestives, (Biscuits) turns the TV on and watches Match of the Day. You have no idea how happy he gets when his favorite team (Westham)  scores and win a game. But his sons think Westham is shit.

"Jo?!"

Jo is Joanna but shorter.

"Yeah Ken?"

"Where's Chas?"

"He's outside in the garden."

Ken fast walks outside the house and into the garden.

"Chassy!?"

Chas's ears gone up when he hears that voice. He gets so happy when he hears or see's Ken. Chas look's around the garden until he saw Ken, he then runs quickly towards him less than 10 seconds flat. (See what I did there?)

Oh I forgot about the dog, sorry people. Meet Chas, he's 7 years old and he's a staff dog, he loves playing in the garden with Ken, but the dog is sort of like Sam, lazy...and by lazy I mean knackered. (Tired) he sleeps nearly all day, all night, but when Ken comes in, BANG! He's awake and hyper. And when you have any food in your hand Chas will follow you everywhere until you give him a piece of that food which of that food is all yours, not the dog.

"HELLO MY LITTLE SAUSAGE!"

"Oh that dog."

Jo wishes that dog was like this all day when she's around. She opens the cupboard (Cant spell that word, sorry about that.) to find a tin of Hot dogs and a Spider Pig cup. She then picks up the kettle and turns the tap on pouring water in it, She then turns off the tap, putting the kettle back and turns on the switch making the water go hot. After that she opens the jar full of tea bags, gets one tea bag out and put it in the Spider Pig cup. Then she opens the draw to get a spoon, she gets out the spoon and closes the draw, then opens a different jar which has loads of sugar in it. She gets 2 teaspoons of sugar and puts the sugar in the cup. Jo turns to the fridge and opens it to find milk, she gets the milk and opens it, then she pours a little of milk into the Spider Pig cup. She closes it and puts it back in the fridge.

Now that only Jo has got to do is get that Hot Dog tin open, she opens the same draw and gets the tin opener, she then closes the draw and opens a tin of Hot dogs, she puts down the tin opener and a tin of Hot Dogs on the table to get a plate. She puts 4 hot dogs on the table and puts them in a microwave, she puts the microwave on for 2 minutes and waited.

2 minutes has passes and finally the water is now heated up and the hot dogs were finished.

"Joe! Breakfast is ready!"

Joe gets out of the sofa and walks into the kitchen, he finds his breakfast sitting on the table. He opens the draw to get a fork and then closes the draw. Joe was about to eat until Joanna interrupts him.

"You gonna say thank you to your mummy?"

"No."

"Aw, why not?"

"Because im eating breakfast, now leave me alone."

Jo felt a bit upset what Joe said to her but that will go away shortly.

Joe puts on the TV to see what the weather will be like today on Daybreak. It says that that weather in London will be warm in the morning but at 12 o'clock the rain is going to start and it will stop at 9 o'clock tonight.

"Oh no Joe, its gonna rain in the afternoon." Jo said

Joe turns around and just looked at her.

"Well done mum."

"Yeah, im really smart, aren't I?"

...

Joe just turns back around finishing off his breakfast.

"Why am I alive?"

Ken and Chas came back from the garden and into the kitchen.

"Ooh, was that fun Chassy?"

Chas just barked at him.

"Oh you, come on lets go upstairs."

"Dad aren't you gonna get ready for work?"

"I'm off son."

"You lucky willy."

Ken just laughed at him and ran quickly up the stairs and into his bedroom to play with Chas for a bit.

"Aren't you gonna clean your teeth and spike your hair up?"

"I'm gonna do it now, I don't a reminder."

Joe quickly runs up the stairs and into the bathroom to clean his teeth and spike up his hair.

Meanwhile in Sam's bedroom, Sam is getting ready for work with his favorite music on.

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While that's going on, Joe is done with his teeth and his hair. Joe then gets out of the bathroom and back to bedroom to get his school bag and then off to school! (yay!)

"All right everyone, im going now!"

"See ya mate"

"Bye dad."

"See ya later baby!"

"Bye mum!"

"Bye Joe!"

"Bye Sam!"

While everyone said goodbye, Joe goes down the stairs and opens the front door and goes to school.

"All right Satan, lets do this."

While Joe goes to school he gets his headphones and his phone out and puts a music on that Sam hates so much because its about fat.

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Now that Joe is out of the hou-

"OI JOE COME HERE FOR A SEC!"

"For the love of Jesus, what now!"

"Just come here!"

Joe just groaned and came back in the house to see what his mum wants now.

"What is it?"

"Do you know who's this is?"

Jo has a phone in her hands that Joe has never seen before.

"Sorry mum, I have never seen that phone."

Jo a bit worried about this phone but before she can ask another question the phone just turned on.

"Oh god what happened?"

"Mum what did you press?"

"I didn't press anything!" Jo got very worried and a bit creepy out when the phone lit up. Joe decided to ask his dad if he knows about this.

"Dad!"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know about this phone?"

Ken got out of bed and looked at a phone that Jo has got in her hand.

"I've never seen that phone anywhe-"

The phone lit up again and this time it made an electric shock and broke the glass window.

"AHH!" Jo screamed from what the phone just did and Joe and Ken duck down. Without any screaming what so ever.

"Jesus mum, you made me jump!"

"Well I never saw a phone did that!" Jo shouted.

"What's going on in here?" Sam wants to know what happened from Jo's screaming.

"Don't ask me how Sam, but that phone just had an electric shock and broken my bloody window!"

"...What?"

"Oh for f-"

The phone made an another shock and this time it hit all four people including the dog, who was sleeping, I don't know how that dog is still tired though, probably lazy I suppose. The house is now empty and I have no idea where they all are, but lets hope that they're okay,right?

Right?