Newcastle Brown wanders into Ponyville, and he attempts to peddle his highly potent (and highly illegal) wares to the residents. After an embarrassing incident with a certain white unicorn and a certain orange earth pony, he finds himself hauled before the Mayor. She gives him thirty days in the hole. However, she finds something rather strange and almost... endearing about this tenacious brewer. She suddenly finds herself in need of an assistant, and she offers to swap the sentence to thirty days in the office. It all starts innocent enough. Yet the Mayor can't stop thinking about how it's been so, so long since she had the warm hooves of a stallion around her.

The artwork, showing the Mayor in all of her beauty and grace, is from gingermint and icekatze. Inspiration comes from the iconic Humble Pie song as well as from the rest of the group's work. Brown's character himself is an interpolation of the frontman, Steve Marriot (30 January 1947 - 20 April 1991). R.I.P I hope heaven can hold you-- you crazy little wildcat. Please note the tags: sex, mature, and Miss Mayor.