Is this Even Real?

by DoctorStrange

Yeah....I have no I idea what say to that

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Chapter 1:

You know how we live our lives trying to imagine what our lives were like if we were hero's or something

out of T.V. No?.....Crap I wasn't prepared for this, well anyways My names Robert Kawa, my last

name makes a v sound instead of the w sound, its Polish but more about that later. I'm 16 years old

living in IL right outside of Chicago. So I'm going to tell you something that happened

to me that only has happened in fan fiction and Movies,

Why I am i telling you a story?... Because its a good story and I want to stroke my ego so

yeah...Anyways it all happened in summer of 1959....wait no that's Stand By Me.....It all

started around 2013 two months before school was ending, Obama was president, everyone

was addicted to texting, Iron man three just came out and most of all that's when I met them.

"Beep" "Hey it's 100.3 the mix all your songs from the 80's and more, here Starship with

we built this city"

The sound of music filled my room, it was a Friday so here's hoping for a

good day I thought as I turned off my alarm clock.

I grumbled as I got out of bed, and got to my dresser to get something to change into,

my room was what you expect of a teenage boy a little bit messy, I had a poster of

Bruce lee along with Def Leppard and AC/DC. Yeah I'm a old fashioned Never really

liked rap or pop that much I'm all rock and roll.

My mom was drinking tea and she wished me good morning as I head to

the shower, In my house both my parents are polish and moved here back

when the commies were manning the Berlin wall I was born here but my

parents made me go to polish school and I was able to speak, read and write

Polish I won't lie my writing skill and reading could be better, but when you

have to every Saturday in the morning you will slack off. But my point was

that we speak polish at home.

Before I got into the shower I looked at the mirror, I had dirty blond hair, bad acne,

with rough looks, people always think that I’m way older like college age, oh and I have

a mustache! but i really want a beard but my mom wont let me because of my acne.

After getting washed up and got changed into my Game Of Thrones tee (it was

the Stark wolf) with jeans and my doctor who belt. Was I a Nerd yes, am I a

typical nerd hardly, I mean I really like a lot of nerdy stuff but never been

have super into something, I mean yes I own a few shirts and some merchandise here

and there but I like buy locks of hair and stuff, I'm more of a casual fan.

After I finished up doing my usual morning ritual I walked past with my parents

room were their T.V was on.It was news report about the current relationship

status with the newly appeared Equestria and how communications

were going between our two Nations. Little history lesson kids, around

the time of oncoming apocalypse the nation of Equestria and whatever else

popped off the coast of the U.S in the Atlantic. Shortly after a week

Princess Celestia introduced herself the world and stuff went down,

I wasn't really all up for keeping up with current events but let me

tell you when this became public the entire Brony community

was in panic thinking it was going to be like the Conversion

bureau ha ha.....Okay so maybe I'm more of a nerd then I let on.

So what I read fan fiction but hey some of that stuff is really good

but anyways as it turns out that didn't, a few meetings with the U.N

and some other complicated stuff with treaties and were all living peacefully.

For the most part anyways, Celestia has been on the down low on what's

in Equestria and the like, but so far no conversion centers have been set,

personally this kind of interested me, since a show I like i was real, but truth

be told after a while I moved on. I mean don't get me wrong its just that life

goes on, I still got school and my life to live on and nothing really changed for

me.

I got myself some toast, before I had to leave for school, I was mostly just

looking at the T.V news report.

"In lighter news it seems Princess Celestia has been, furthering efforts of relations

with the human race. This plan while not revealed fully has been said not to be harmful

in anyway, we bring you this following statement."

"The current plan is to further relations between are relations, but in order to do this I

wish to use simple people and ponies of our nations to get along, not just are leaders,"

"Celestia is suggesting using civilians to further relations, so far no other report has been

made, and no word has been made by the any other government."

Before the report could go anymore I got my stuff and headed out my back door to my

garage, I don't know how to drive a car yet so I drive a ,"Dramatic pause" a scooter!

Yeah, so as it turns out in IL you can drive a scooter on the street, without a license as

long as it was 50cc or lower. I'm not too sure about that so don't hold me to it, but I haven't

been arrested yet so......Yay. I think its pretty cool its blue and looks like a Vespa but a little

smaller.

So I started my scooter and drove off to school, my high school is actually really close

and I could walk there its only like a few streets away. It only took me a few minutes to

get there, so I was able to find a spot in the students parking lot. You know if get to school

an hour early, there's a lot of space.

I just went to my first class and got a seat where I always sit, call me crazy but

I think if you sit in the front you draw less attention more because the teacher thinks he can see

you easily. Not that I would need to, I don't like to cause trouble, I just do what the teacher tells me

to do, and try to respect the guy/gal and once I do it I can slack off it's.....not.....that.....hard. I know its

high school or maybe its just here but this school but its filled with idiots and jerks, is it that hard

not to text in class, just be polite, respect others and not be obsessed with sex. Now I'm not an

old man even if I'm old fashioned, but come on it I thought there would be more to people then

this.

Classes started on time and I went through like always, the class I really like is history,

no idea what is it about this subject but I really think its cool and hey I'm not too shabby at it.

I also like philosophy, psychology and English is pretty fun, it’s mostly because of the stories

and the fact that I'm a bit of writer might have to do with that....might. But what I want to do

is become a detective, maybe I have been watching T.V too much but I find the idea of solving

a crime really...what’s the word?......Interesting?...no..wait i got it fascinating on how you can

deduce what a person does and is thinking when a crime is committed.

So as I was telling you earlier, classes went by with me getting notes turning in any homework

and listening to idiots argue, YOU CAN’T EAT FOOD DURING CLASS BECAUSE IT'S CLASS!

"Ahem" sorry about that, but it gets on my nerves when my classmates can't seem to understand.

I'm not saying I'm better then them or be mean its just that I feel like they're not even trying to be

smart. Lunch came by and I grabbed my seat next to my friend James, he was a year older than

me but he was a good friend, he had really short brown hair, he wore a green striped jacket

and jeans(not like there's any other long type of pants we wear besides shorts).

"Hey man

"hey"

"Did you hear about the news?"

"about what"

"about Celestia's plan"

"oh that what about it"

"Well I been checking the web around during last period about the whole thing"

"and" I said taking out my lunch, a B.L.T and some ice tea

"well as it turns out she's looking for high school students to be part of it"

"That's weird, I'm mean shouldn't they get guys that know what their doing"

"Hey as it turns out, ponies are considered adults when they are 16 in Equestria"

"Since when are you interested in ponies, I thought I'm the only brony here"

"you're right about that, but there's another thing."

This got me interested,

"what is this another thing?"

"well rumor on the grape vine..."

'We have a grape vine?"

I said smiling sheepishly while James chuckled

"yes we do, but moving on, there's a rumor that someone from our school has

been selected"

I looked at James as if he was insane (more often than I like to admit),

"That's bullshit if I ever heard of it, why the hell would they choose

from our school,"

"That's what I heard, maybe it's you. Your a brony"

"yeah right if anything they'll stay away from me, they would pick some

rich smart kid, the fact of them choosing me and let alone a brony would

be kind creepy".

Truth be told Celestia did know about us bronies and was actually taken

with us (I think it was the endless source of cake), she was a little surprised but

noticed that not everything on the show was exact, and there was a lot of stuff

not shown or changed. Anyways the point being is that Celestia wasn't freaking out

And quite frankly enjoyed being liked as a celebrity then Dictator...I mean uh ruler.

"I wonder, how the rest of the ponies will look like?"

"I guessing just like on T.V"

"yeah well if you get picked, I'll buy lunch"

James said smiling

"I'll hold you to that".

After lunch was over I went on with finishing the rest of the classes, once that was over I got

some stuff out of my locker, it was on the 2nd floor next to the science lab, it had a poster

from the X-files with the a U.F.O with the words "I want to believe" on the inside of the door.

After all was said and done I drove home, when I parked I got a text from my mom that she took my

siblings to the park and my dad was still at work so I had the house to myself. All I really wanted to do

was to relax, so i got myself a soda and headed to the living room, but there were some...visitors.

"
Its good that you have come Mr. Kawa, we have been waiting for you"

Looking at me was Celestia snow white fur and flowing mane and all, alongside Luna, also mane

flowing and blue fur, they were both smiling and responded with two reactions. I

dropped my soda and said the first thing in my head,

"Yeah....I have no Idea what say to that"


Author's Note

I'm still pretty new to this so, help me out if would you kindly, but tell me what you like and don't

but here are 2 things I want to say

  1. If you hate stories like this don't read them and please no flame wars.
    2.. I'm still new and figuring out things so keep your pants on if you see some errors.

Hope to write more.

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