Chapter 2: Offer of a lifetime

This was really weird, like “Twilight Zone” weird, heh Twilight get it? you know Twilight Sparkle

from M.L.P....O.K never mind. Point was this was freaky and I wasn't sure what the hell to do.

“I think you dropped your soda?” Luna said pointing her hoof at the can on the floor

“ummm..yeah...ummm...I’ll go get a rag or something” I needed an excuse to get some space,

and I did need to clean up the soda spill cause that’s how you get ants.

“No need, let me take care of that” Celestia said making her horn glow and pointed it at the

mess, in a matter of seconds it kind of rewinded itself back to when I had it in my hand.

“There you are” she said levitating my soda back to my hand with a smile

“Thank you, ummm that was pretty cool, the whole magic thing” I said trying to keep myself

from doing or saying something stupid.

“Your welcome, and I’m happy that you like my magic”

I wasn’t sure what to say so the whole thing pretty much became a staring contest, Luna

probably thought of this as well, because she did not blink, Celestia hower blinked three times

“I’m Princess Celestia, and this is my sister Luna” she said using her hoof to as she

introduced herself and her sis.

“Sup” Luna said causally.

So I have a basic knowledge of what the deal was with Equestria appearing out of nowhere,

so so far only Celestia has really talked to the other governments, Luna was always by

Celestia’s side but I never really heard her talk or maybe she did, I don't listen to every speech

especially the one where a republican ended towing a shoe at her, man that caused a panic

charges were dropped and surprisingly the guy kept his job, they he forgot his “pills” but who

knows, so I could have missed her. But she didn't really talk like she did in the show, she

sounded talked like any modern person might have.

“Hey,I know who you are... I’m Bob” I said waving and Luna, she seemed really happy when I did

that.

“Bob?, forgive me I thought your name was Robert?, and the nickname would be Rob” Celestia sad

asking me puzzled.

“Well the short for Robert was Rob but it rhymes with Bob so that became the nickname” I said

rubbing the back off my head, man I was sweating bullets.

“Bob? sounds plain” Luna said putting her hoof on her chin thoughtfully

“Meh, it works”

“its a nice nickname” Celestia said smiling,

Okay really if she smiles anymore I’m going to get worried, why the hell were these two princess

of a fictional and now real realm of Equestria in my house. Oh man its finally happened hasn't it

I've gone insane, I’m freaking out man, game over there going to take me to mental asylum, its

that “Call Of Cthulhu” game all over again. I've gotta think....I..I...I “ahem” okay calming down now

sorry about that, I got to figure out how why are they here in a clever yet polite way hmmm.

“why the hell are you here”

Dammit,

Celestia seemed a little fazed by my words, while luna kinda

kept staring at me not really caring.

“Sorry, I’m a still a little stunned, could you please tell me why your here” I said smiling

sheepishly, hoping Celestia would understand after all she’s dealt with this kind of stuff right?, its

not like I might cause a war between humanity and ponies....dammit why! what the hell did I

do!...I...I..I...calming down now. I’m a leaf on the wind, leaf on wind.......

“It’s fine I understand, after all we stopped in without any warning”

“no its fine, but how did you get in here teleporting?”

“yes we did, pretty cooool right” luna said putting some more then effort on the word cool”

“yeah I guess” I said watching Luna get happy like a kid getting a lolly, yes there called lolly’s deal

with it.

“So why are you here did you need a cup of sugar or some coffee” I said hoping to break some

of the Ice with the classic joke, ahh jokes never leave home without them.

she giggled a bit before continuing, “No, but anyways we come to tell you that you have been

extraordinary offer of being involved in political development of our two great nations.”

At that point my phone started to ring (the ringtone is the Doctor Who intro theme), man is this a

movie or what I bet it’s James and holy crap it is!

“Excuse me for a moment” I said undoing the lock on my phone, its 1234 the exact number

of my suitcase, heh nah just kidding.......no I’m not.

“James this is kind off a bad time”

“Dude have you seen the news?!”

“No...why?”

“check it out” I was hesitant but it was an excuse quickly went into the living room putting down my soda and turned it onto channel nine.

“Huh so Hershey's is finally going to start making Twinkies again, I won't lie it's interesting

but did you have to call me?.”

“Turn to FOX!”

“Okay” I said flipping the channels

“Breaking news Celestia has been confirmed, to be sighted in a suburban area outside chicago,

the President has said that Celestia has in fact chosen a human representative and that there is

no reason to panic, however he has sent Military to avoid any kind of instability. the reason for

this being Celestia has chosen someone for her so called project, we go on sight”.

I kept looking on the screen until they showed a picture of a house.....wait that's...my house I’d

recognize that lawn gnome anywhere.

“Don’t tell me” I said running to my front door when I opened it I saw, military cars blocking both

ends of my streets with people (normal people and a few bronies) and reporters from several

news stations gathered around, they weren't kidding about keeping the police, but the minute I

stepped out, everyone started yelling there he is, or look! and then came me being blinded by

film flash. I quickly shut my door locking it behind me,

“What is it” Celestia and Luna said in Unison

“Did you by chance tell the President about you being here?”

“yes” Celestia said giving me a so what look

“Well now the military is on my front door"

Celestia, walked over to the door and opened it herself,being flashed with lights from cameras,

she almost closed the door instantly.

“It seems we brought you some attention”

“yeah, you did”

“hello, you still there”

“sorry James, forgot you were there” I said rubbing my eyes

“Listen I got to go, and it looks like you owe me lunch”

I said hanging up, oh well at least I managed to get a free lunch out of this, Luna was face hoofing

herself while i massaged my head, and Luna well she sat on my couch drinking my soda not

caring it was on the floor. we did this for almost five minutes until we interrupted my some knocks.

“what the hell now” I said going to open my door, it could have been the reporters but the military

was holding them at bay....I hope. When I opened my door two men dressed like they were from

the “Men In Black” both about a foot taller then me, one with black the other with brown hair,

stone cold faces not like Pete from “Warehouse 13” they were wearing tinted sunglasses

showing me bandages with the United States emblem with the words “Secret Service” in silver.

“Can I help?” I said getting a little scared

“Were with the Secret Service, please put your hands on your head and don't resist”

The brown haired agent said closing the door coming in with a suitcase while the other

one searched me and once found I was armed he handcuffed me and took me to the kitchen.

“what about Celestia and Luna?”

“Just sit down” he said coldly

I did what he said not wanting to get tazered, do the Secret Service even use tazer or pepper

spray? I do not want to find out and getting shot or arrested for treason would be bad. Celestia

and Luna came in with sympathetic glances toward me, I returned the gesture hoping they would

see I didn't blame them. We were also joined with two more agents and my parents being led by

two more behind them, groups of two I guess.

“[Hi Mom, Hi Dad]” I said in polish, but got no response, they were still in shock and...hey how

come I’m the only one with handcuffs bastards, Getting side tracked any who one of secret

service agents that was carrying a suitcase open it revealing a small laptop he turned it on

showing the Commander And Chief and bunch of other men and women.

“Hello Mr. Robert Kawa”

I responded once more with first thing that came in my head

“You gotta be kidding me”

Author's Note

Chapter 2, if your still here, must be doing something right hope you keep reading, feel free to comment and as always have a nice day.