The Nerd was unable to move, absorbed in utter shock. The controller fell to the floor as Fluttershy's stare continued. Eventually, footsteps were heard walking in the game room. The footsteps belonged to Kyle Justin, James's songwriter and friend.

"The fuck is wrong with you, Nerd?" He asked. No response, as AVGN continued staring at the TV in shock. Fluttershy seemed aware that he entered the room and stopped staring. The level then loaded up on the screen.

"The fuck are you doing here? I'm trying to review a shitty game!" Nerd yelled.

"I got a call from some mysterious source claiming that you were in trouble, so I came to see what the fuck was up." Kyle replied.

"Well then get the fuck over here and experience this torture with me!!"

Kyle walked over to the couch and sat down next to the Nerd, with a puzzled look on his face. "Where the fuck is your character?!"

"I DON'T KNOW!! IS THE GAME GLITCHING OR SOME SHIT?!"

A message appeared on the screen in front of them. It read, 'Press UP, DOWN, A, A, B, LEFT, RIGHT, A, B, UP, A, DOWN, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, B, UP, LEFT, A, RIGHT, B, LEFT, RIGHT, A, LEFT, UP, A, DOWN, A, RIGHT, LEFT, B, START to play this stage'.

"THE FUCK?! THAT LONG ASS CODE FROM IKARI WARRIORS IS IN THIS GAME TOO?? THIS IS A FUCKIN' RIPOFF OF OTHER NES GAMES! AND THIS TIME IT'S FROM A BAD GAME!" The Nerd screamed out, extremely pissed off.

"Just do this, I don't have all day." Kyle said.

AVGN entered the code. "So once you enter the code, the message disappears, but nothing happens other than a cursor appearing. For some reason, a portal-type object shows up in the corner of the screen around 15 seconds later. Let's see what happens when you move the cursor over to it. Maybe I'll bring out a badass Contra guy or somethin'."

A portal appeared behind Kyle and he quickly grabbed his guitar. "DAMMIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!!!!" The portal closed behind him and he appeared on the TV in 8-bit form. "Get me out of here, you damn Nintendo dork!!" he yelled from inside the game. The Nerd was good at hearing 8-bit voices so he understood.

"So apparently the portal absorbs some random guy from the real world and drops him into the game. Well this is fuckin' great, now I have to play a shitty game and rescue that asshole." He quickly pressed every button on the controller, and to his surprise he could control Kyle. He went through Fluttershy's forest-like stage with ease, as hitting everything with a guitar works pretty well against enemies. He finally reached the boss hallway and it was filled with animals. Kyle knocked them all out with his guitar and he could make out a crying sound from behind the door. Kyle entered and Fluttershy was enraged.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT THESE INNOCENT ANIMALS!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!!" she yelled. The Nerd began explaining her strategy and how to defeat her.

"So here you reach Fluttershy, and she is drastically more difficult than the previous two bosses. She throws some flower pots at you, which are pretty fuckin' fast! Seriously, sometimes she throws two or more and you'll end up getting hit by at least one of them!! Luckily, they don't drain your health meter very much. Apparently, the only way to defeat her is to wait for her to use a stare attack, and fire a guitar wave to deflect it back onto her. What's stupid about that though, is that to use a guitar wave, you have to press SELECT AND LEFT AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHO THE FUCK WOULD THINK OF THAT?! I MEAN, THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU ANOTHER MESSAGE BOX WITH A HINT!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?"

The screen shows Kyle continuously firing sound waves to deflect the stare, and after about 3 and a half minutes, Fluttershy is defeated. Kyle appeared back on the couch as the screen faded to black.

"Man, that was some weird shit. It was like I lost all control over my mind. Next time something like that happens blow my fuckin' brains out," he said.

"Hey, you alright?" Nerd asked. "We got 3 more bosses to go, and a few castle stages."

"Yeah I'm fine. And it sounds like Mega Man."

"Yeah, this game is rips off just about every damn NES game ever made. If I ever find someone who works with Hasbro I'm gonna take a shit in a bag and shove it down their throat."

"You do that."

The Stage Select screen appeared once more, and this time they selected Rainbow Dash. She flew down and did a waving pose while flashing a smirk. "You're going down, geeks," she said.

"The hell? Did that pony just talk?!" asked Kyle.

"Yeah," Nerd answered. "This game is pretty fuckin' weird." The stage loaded and another explanation started.

"So Rainbow Dash's stage is in the clouds. The background music as you can already tell is stolen straight from Mario Brothers 3. In this level you fight off a bunch of flying ponies... er pegases? Pegasi? You know what I don't fuckin' care. All you do is move your guy over some clouds and shoot some water at them, stunning them temporarily. The only way to kill the little assholes is to jump under the 4th cloud and find a sleeping potion. Then all you do is throw it at the enemies. What's weird though is that the potion RESPAWNS! Where the fuck does the other ones come from?! Does he pull an infinite amount of them out from his hairy asshole?!"

Kyle looked at him with a questioning look. "How do you know his asshole is hairy?"

"The manual."

"Why would they tell you that in a game that's meant for kids or some shit?"

"I don't fuckin' know! Everything about this game is messed up!!!!"

Kyle shrugged and went back to watching the game. Onscreen, they were nearing the end and a boss gate appeared, saying, "Wonderbolts Only!"

"'Wonderdicks Only' more like," said the Nerd. He entered the door and fought off a few flying butterflies. "Yeah, show no mercy even for worthless butterflies. Now it's time to kick this blue bastard's ass." He entered the next door and was face to face with Rainbow Dash.

"So, you've made it!" She said. I'm impressed. But, you're not a Wonderbolt, so as punishment for disobeying the message I put outside, I'll just have to beat you up. Put 'em up Nerd! Don't disappoint me!"

A blue health meter appeared and the battle music began playing. AVGN went on to explain the fight.

"She's much, MUCH harder to fight rather than the other 4 before her. She is pretty goddamn fast and can knock your health down by a lot each time she hits you. You want to pull out your potions and throw a few at her as fast as possible. She'll fall asleep and you can go over and punch the little bitch until she wakes back up. Unless you can press the A button at fuckin' speed of light, she'll knock you back and cause damage. You just repeat this pattern about 5 times and the flying fuckbrain falls. I was tired of hearing her voice anyway, through the 8-bit speakers it sounds like she was constipated or something."

Kyle started to chuckle at that last statement. "Constipated ponies, man, what the fuck?" He continued laughing.

"Yeah, but you won't be laughing when we see the rest of this damn game. Prepare to take on Applejack. Guess we'll be shoving some cereal up her orange vagina," said the Nerd, laughing a bit himself.

Author's Note

This chapter was highly influenced by the recent Ikari Warriors AVGN episode, although you could already probably tell.